cars make great bonfires

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

World Heritage Post

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

Like I wouldn’t buy the fuck out of stagecoach transformers

Prime and Prejudice

i have a suggestion

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

Minecraft is possibly the worst tutorialized game ever released

The entire game play requires you to know this it never tells you

Ie: tool progression, there is nothing actually telling you that diamond ore and redstone require an iron pickaxe, you need to figure that out through fucking up or cultural osmosis

Or nether portals prior to the addition of ruined portals having nothing to tell you how to make them

This is all to say that if a data or mod pack does a shit job telling you how to get started, that is actually completely in line with Minecraft's design philosophy

Genuinely, how is someone expected to know that right clicking dirt with a water bottle is how you make mud, a mechanic notably unused in any other blocks

this is hilarious but also im gonna cry like this teenage gamer died and they buried her with her high score. no one took back the pot or divided it up because no one would play against her again. her family and friends buried her with her wins. im crying

Not that there's anything wrong with having something wrong with you

the point of pink camo is that it looks cute

no it's for concealment during combat operations in fantasy candy land type environments with bushes made of cotton candy and candy canes used as load bearing architectural elements. like the kart game in wreck it ralph. duhh.

paws at you. whines at you. awouf

rrawrf

aw fuck *fastens seatbelt*

Reactionary union guys talk about immigrants the exact same way ancient Roman populists talked about slaves. Like "I lost my job because the boss figured out he could save money by forcing another guy to do it under threat of death for less or no pay, and I've decided I'm gonna be mad at the guy instead of at our boss"

But room temp water is great for chugging

get stronger or you will never defeat the ice mummy