cars make great bonfires

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

Where do you think the comma goes

big shoutout to the gas station near my house which is running a deal on energy drinks and thought the best way to express this on their large LED sign was to make it read BANG MONSTER 2/$5

update: you'll be pleased to know that they rethought their sign and have changed it to read MONSTER BANG 2/$5

Monster bang inflation 😵‍💫

monster bang inflation 🥺🥺🥺

it would probably move faster if your phone wasn't encased in green gelatin

the liberal media won’t trick me into removing my protective delicious gels

You can reverse the flow of Mako if you concentrate

You can also make her go faster if you unfocus your eyes

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

give me your most controversial music opinion

the beatles were one ugly guy moving really fast

such is the extraordinary power of the elf stones

I don't understand how this is even a defence in the age of drone warfare.

Or even like... Cannon warfare.

Yeah, the Ottomans could have taken this in the fourteenth century.

wonder what the bonglord up to today

He smoking out a waterslide wit ppl still inside

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Boobs touching..................Really awesome to think about............