cars make great bonfires

if youre in the US (especially the northeast + michigan) i would avoid bagged salads/greens and generally wash your produce very thoroughly unless you want the diarrhea parasite

sorry to be brave on the internet but I think food labels should list every single ingredient and that there should be harsher penalties for mislabeling and deceptive labeling

this fuck ass kitten somehow got behind the kitchen cabinet built into the wall and INTO THE WALL . i got him out with funny toy on stick and shredded chicken but i got so scared i almost threw up and now the entire house must be babyproofed

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

it really is quite bad for your military to have an image of itself as a warrior class. what you really want is for your soldiers to think of themselves as boring professionals who will fill out a report form if someone gets a little too warrior ethos out there

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

Cmon man

Now THIS is the Dragula babe content I WANT.

I’m crying this person is so hot

you people aren't CASTING

oh my god i just remembered the chainsmoking catgirl anime is out now. TO ME, MY TORRENTS