cars make great bonfires

eli have you been sitting on this reply for a year

you are serving Tutorial Island

hiring a mercenary

does anyone else think about how the sky can literally rock any colour it wants to

big fan of the way moles sit in dirt with their arms out like they’re in a hot tub

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

the app i HAVE to use to pay rent doesn’t do passwords or accounts it ONLY does a 2FA check and i hate it so fucking much

The Ojibwe nailed it. Wawa is exactly the right name for a goose.

the delicate art of cracking someone's egg honestly has a lot of parallels to trying to help a friend who you think might be in an abusive relationship

the egg prime directive is stupid as fuck because yes, you don't just assume based on incomplete information that your friend is in an abusive relationship and then try to force them out of it, but you don't just fucking do nothing either. you have to employ finesse