Until death, all defeat is psychological.

Eddie’s the kind of guy who’d panic that he’s never really done anything with anyone before and ask Steve if he wants him to go out and get more experience

Steve just about has a heart attack at the idea

He actually makes a half hissing/half growling sound. Loses capacity for human language for a minute

Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post

#really cannot emphasize enough how much iguanamouth changed the site’s sense of humor and therefore the timeline of the western world

I’m sad 😔 boys show shaft

your weird obsession with having a fully formed white picket fence found family who all speak like they've inhaled their therapist who you subconsciously want to be adopted into is ruining your ability to interact with the source material

computer show me gore of my comfort character

i like when the green following badge pops up. but then its like we could be more. you liked my post but im still not good enough

i am not immune to a well choreographed fight scene with a fun song in the background

Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!

You know how we call things "pseudoscience"... the media analysis that's being done on twitter and tumblr should be pseudohumanities

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

“Would you block someone just for disagreeing with you?” Pal, I’ll block someone for agreeing with me in the wrong tone of voice.