alien from OUTER SPACE

i bet it feels good as fuck to feel good

Nothing has done quite so much damage to my internal vocabulary as the construction #MyNoun. I don't remember if it was from that "tour of my jar, this is my twig #MyTwig" or if it was from "inappropriate attachment to objects, my tuube #MyTuube" but either way it was one of you fuckers on here. I do it every time there's my noun #MyNoun

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

If you stay up late to hang out with friends I don’t think you should have to be tired in the morning. I think it should be a freebie

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow