Ironstrange

fujoshi in my phone rec me a good destiel fic NOW

You are an unreliable narrator because your coping mechanisms for your deep-seated trauma forbid you from acknowledging the reality of the situation. I am an unreliable narrator because I sincerely have no idea what the fuck is going on.

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

the good thing is that john lennon was a man who loved haunting him and paul mccartney is a man who loves to be haunted by him so i think it's fine. it's fine actually. like when paul says john's soul is still in his (2026) like that's so fine and okay. really. seriously. and john last words to him being "think about me now and then" it's okay. so paul is just doing this right, thinking about him now and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

Shanks is one of the funniest characters in media. Like he’s hyped up as one of the strongest and coolest character in the world. Then when you finally learn more about him and he’s like clinically depressed and wants to sail off into the sunset with a literal fucking clown. What a guy.

imagine being gaius and watching the future ruler of the kingdom strut into your chambers and pull his servant’s pigtails until he gives him attention. camelot is in the hands of a twelve-year-old boy with a crush and he has to bear witness to it every hour on the hour