crystallized.

sometimes you see Takes™ that make you go "mmmhmmm okay yeah i see we both interpreted that differently based on what the show gave us, but i see how you arrived at your ideas even if they're different from mine," and then sometimes you see Takes™ that make you go "brother what show did you even fucking watch"

Why is it that every time I google something like "Are olives poisonous to cats" the top results are always like "Fun fact: Cats are carnivores! This means that they eat meat. There is no reason to include olives in a cat's diet. You should feed your cat cat food, which is dry or wet food especially designed for cats. You can purchase this at a store." like is there a single person alive on the planet who's googled "Are blueberry muffins safe for cats" because they're planning on switching their cat to a muffin-only diet??? No, I'm asking because the little bastard somehow popped open the packet while I was putting away the groceries and dragged one under the couch before I could react and now I need to know if I should call the after-hours vet. "Cats should not eat spaghetti." NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!!!! "Try to keep human food away from cats." i live in a studio apartment with a completely silent and permanently hungry apex predator who has the intelligence of a toddler and the desperate Machiavellian cunning of a creature who spent his formative months on the streets. He can already open doors and he is this 👌 close to learning how to open the microwave. He is stronger than me and covered in knives. So im gonna do my best but for the moment i just need you to tell me whether this yoghurt is going to kill my son y/n

For plants specifically, there’s also a wildly detailed set of posts and listings about toxicity on the old, wonderful, Plants Are the Strangest People blog

If anyone extends trust to Jason Todd, he will reward it tenfold. This does not work out for him almost ever. He can't stop though. He will always trust too hard and too fast.

3/8 of the jaydami fics are done now

3/8 of the jaydami fics are done now

rotating the idea of arkham knight jason/injustice damian in my mind rn

adding joker junior tim and talon dick to the pile. i want them all at their worst

Neil and Andrew aren't really the hugging type, but there's this morning — Neil is lost in his thoughts, not pleasant ones, leaning against the kitchen counter. Andrew has just woken up, he enters the room still half-asleep and, without thinking, the first thing he needs to do is walk toward Neil to cup his chin and check the scar left on his cheekbone since the last match. Neil has no reaction, until Andrew, a bit dizzy from sleep inertia and getting up too fast, almost collapses against him. Neil hugs his waist with one arm to help him restore his balance. Then, without even thinking about it, his body just searching for comfort to escape his thoughts, he rests his cheek on Andrew's head, breathing in the scent of his hair. Andrew doesn't move. He just leans more comfortably against him and closes his eyes for a minute. It's short. It's unusual. But when they move apart, both feel calm and warm, a rare and precious feeling.

Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data

Free service with no ads that stays afloat with regular donation drives: The backbone of society

advertising needs to be made fully illegal I can't fucking take this there's no way that this doesn't count as a form of psychological torture