Hobbiting Along

i had a really fucked up dream omg

p&f related?

sorry but phineas and ferb were not in it.

buford?

no characters from phineas and ferb were there.

How To Tell Your Cat That You Could Walk To His Food Faster If He Weren't Weaving Under Your Fucking Feet In A Beautiful And Intricate Idiot's Ballet

how to tell human,,, "ilove you",,,

Young Sherlock's version of Mycroft has the energy of, like, "I, too, would like to shoot Sherlock in the face 90% of the time, but if you do it, I will, regrettably, be forced to make sure you never know peace again, in this world or the next," and I'm so here for it.

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

Solid medications (pills) really do be coming in two varieties - edible plastic, and smarties (derogatory)

Thank u for this contribution

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

All gays will go to hellsite

What if in hellsite but not gay

NO!

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

you can't get out that way!

that's not very helpful.

maybe the open window will help.

try the open window instead.

my favorite thing about the mystery genre is that we all accept the concept of "world famous detective" without hesitation even though that is absolutely not a real category of celebrity

keeping getting people asking what happens if a gag candidate gets elected to parliament and im like well they become a member of parliament

they're not a separate category from real candidates. theres simply no rule that precludes running for parliament as an intergalactic space warrior.

is it too early or can we start screaming now

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world