party start dance now

Installation art haters don't know how to sit in an uncomfortable room that makes you feel something you've never felt before

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

dr. macklemore (podiatrist): i fix your granddads toes

you fucking suck at burger

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

hey sorry for being so snappish earlier i was in a bad mood. and im still in a bad mood so can you fuck off