desire is the root of heartache

briefly taking my phone out at work and looking at images of my favourite character like im a soldier in the trenches looking at a picture of their loved one back home

having to stop your conversation with a coworker when a customer walks in has the same vibe as two knights talking ildly on guard duty who have to quickly shut up and resume their positions as the king walks by. at least. i think so

Settlers of catan

who wants to come to my bedroom and watch me smoke weed and bang my head against the wall

[ID: Tweet by alenka @/ankyhaidy reading: you're my friend and to some extent my wife. End ID]

He’s so shy he died

We could’ve had something beautiful together but everbody leaves me

Whats the deal with the shambling corpse thats been following us for weeks

"just retrace your steps" I have adhd. as far as my memory is concerned i teleported here

Actually too horny today what is happening to me