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Napoleon
Mozart
Leonardo
Vincent
Theo
Arthur
Isaac
Jean
Dazai
Shakespeare
Comte
Sebastian
Vlad
Faust
Charles
Drake
Galileo
Salai
Headcanons for All
Things that might as well be canon
The Pets
Trying sushi
When mom and dad aren't home
Charles x Vincent Platonic: Part 1 - Part 2
Vincent x Dazai Platonic: Part 1 - Part 2
Will x Vincent genderbend
Evil Trio group chat
Everyone is babies
Hunter AU
Sword lessons
The guys in Twisted Wonderland dorms
Me snapping their suspenders
Mc with mental illness
Secret Santa
Leonardo and Galileo friendship
Spicy things Masterlist
Just Writer Trio Things Masterlist
Pirate AU Masterlist
Kiss Event Lines Masterlist
Sleepwalking Isaac Masterlist
Depressed Vincent Masterlist
Charles Route Release Campaign
Ikevamp OC Masterlist
OC Masterpost
Catboy Cafe AU: Part 1 - Part 2 - Mini Story - Cafe Layout
Salai Route Masterlist
How old the guys were when they died
How their ages work
Vincent's Romantic Life: Part 1 - Part 2
Drake's route chapter 1&2 / Drake's Route chapter 23&24
Why doesn't Leonardo like Will?
So how old are the purebloods?
No one believes each other
They actually have vampire abilities
No one understands French - Bonus I - Bonus II
They have a social media following
Mc is a pureblood - Bonus I
Mc has an underfunded American public education
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from like 9 to 12 i would try to fall asleep by ‘making’ a new seinfeld episode in my head. i would open with a jerry seinfeld standup bit that was almost nonsense (its not like i can write standup like he can at 10 years old) and then it would be jerry and george arguing about a girlfriend i made up with some kind of pointless issue (”she wears bigger pants than me, jerry! everyones gonna know, who wears the pants!”) and then kramer would walk in. by that time id be almost out
Idk if people believe in astrology and zodiac sign, since Comte, Galileo, Shakespeare kinda share the same sign. Well, I am also a Scorpio (sun and rising) so I know Comte definitely has a freaky ass nasty evil side to him and we tend show that side to our s/o alone, not even to our besties, cuz people are way too fragile to handle that soul consuming darkness unless you have a Scorpio somewhere.
With his intense protective nature and his desire to build up a family, I am 1000% sure he has that bad bitch within him, maybe he will show it to mitsuki, but it will take time just to make sure mitsuki is comfortable.
If we do Leonardo x Comte, Comte will be the top and Leonardo will be the bottom and I promise you Comte will pull out Leonardo's soul until he is satisfied iykyk.
What is so funny tho is that Galileo and Shakespeare birthday aren't even right. Galileo actually shared a birthday with Charles (Feb 15th. so I get why they changed it) and Will's is April 23rd.
I do know that Comte is a lot freakier in his stories and there's a lot more character in there than his route so I can't speak too much for him. But from a few Comte simps I have heard he is a FREAK and also a huge yapper
See I like to think Comte is a bottom bitch. He likes to think he is too ..and he is capable of it when he's in the mood, but I also feel like he wants MC to step on him.
Leonardo and Comte??? I feel like he does go back and forth but I feel like Leonardo tops more. Wait wait wait. Leonardo topped first..and so when Comte topped a while later Leonardo was SHOOK. He didn't think Comte had that in him
I can understand why they changed the dob, makes so much sense.
Come on, we do yap alot, HELL ALOT!!! But you have to cross the 10 walls before you get there, cuz life is shit, and security reasons.
I would say comte is like controlled his freak (because it might scare people away) for the story part, cuz we ain't like this.
Per say he will let Leonardo/ mitsuki dominate him (cuz we love it when someone actually does it), but it won't last, he will observe carefully and the tables will switch pretty fast (never get fooled by the soft side)
They haven't discovered the nasty side of him, like we tend to spell the freakiest shit in the middle of a civilised conversation when we are comfortable and I can image Comte doing that with Leonardo.
Luckily Leonardo did sort of know him suing his "bad boy era" so he's aware of how much of a freak he can be, and probably even experienced it a few times.
Then he gets to the mansion a few centuries later and sees that he's cleaned up and he's glaring at him like "I know what you are" but thinks he may have also changed. But nope.
I feel like Leonardo doesn't really want Comte to top bc he comes off as some prissy rich boy and that's a bit embarrassing.
OHMYGOD I feel like Comte is amazing at dirty talk and that's how he gets Leonardo to fold every time
WE ARE FINALLY AT FIRST PLACE. YOU THEO SIMPS ARE INSANE. But what can I say. He may not be my top guy, but with how I write smut of him, how can I blame any of you
Even though none of you are probably new here ..THIS IS THEO WE ARE TALKING ABOUT. OF COURSE I WROTE PETPLAY.
Teehee. Anyway. If you wouldn't mind checking out the whole zine over here~~
~~
“Hondje! Come here.”
You were in the middle of dusting in the hallway when Theo called out to you. “What is it?”
“Come here.” He sounds more stern the second time so you step down from your step stool and go over.
“You know it would have been just as easy for you to-”
“Say ahh.”
You look a little confused but do it just the way you would have at the doctors. But then you realize he is probably going to say something about opening your mouth so wide and start to close it, but right before that a plops a piece of candy in your mouth.
“Good girl,” he smiles and you swear you hear a click, but it must have just been his shoes against the floor, because as soon as he did that he walked away.
“Weird,” you look at his back, puzzled, but still sucking on the piece of hard candy.
~~
A day later while you are outside hanging up laundry he comes over.
“Hondje.”
“Yes, Theo?” You are looking up at the line to see where to put the clothes pin rather than at him.
He puts a finger under your chin and makes you look at him. “Say ahh.”
You sound even more confused than yesterday. Again, he puts a piece of candy in your mouth. “Good girl.”
You tilt your head in confusion, hearing the click again. Did he come out of his way to give you a piece of candy? Why? He kisses you and walks away.
~~
Later in the week you're in the library putting back some books that Leonardo was hoarding in his room. “One of these days I'll make him do this himself.”
“Hondje.”
You look behind you from the ladder you're on and see him coming over.
“Do you need something?” You two are about the same height now and you can tell he's taken note of that from the pout on his face.
“I don't like when you're high up.”
You've never seen a pout so cute. He always tries to act so tough but he's really such a softie. You giggle and put the book in your hand away. You come down from the ladder and stand in front of him. “Better?”
He ruffles your hair. “Good girl.”
With those two simple words your lips part, as if he was asking you to say ‘ahh’ again. You quickly realize what you did and your face goes red and you quickly cover your mouth.
He chuckles. “I didn't think you would learn so quickly,” he leans in and kisses your forehead. “Good girl,” his voice drops.
Right after those words you can clearly hear a click too. What was he trying to do?!
He gently uses his hand to make you uncover your mouth, and with the other gives you a piece of candy. “You're so cute.” He kisses you on the lips and turns to leave.
You're standing there, connecting the dots with what he has been doing.
~~
A few days later you are in his room, bringing back some laundry. Theo is sitting at his desk filling out some paperwork.
“Hondje?”
“Yes?”
“Come here.” He waves you over. Once you are close enough he pulls you into his lap. “Sebastian isn't working you too hard is he?” Theo put his pen down and kissed your jaw.
“No. He isn't as strict as he comes off.”
“Good. Then he won't mind if I have you to myself for a bit.” His lips move down and kiss your neck. You let out a soft moan and tilt your head to the side.
The extra room you gave him wasn't enough and he immediately started to unbutton your shirt. But he didn't stop half way down, your whole shirt is open. His lips didn't stop at your neck, they went down to your chest.
One arm was wrapped around your waist to keep you from moving while his free hand groped your boob, massaging it even with your bra in the way. You get more comfortable on his lap and grab the sides of his face to be able to kiss him on the lips. His lips are immediately rough against yours, but you are being just as rough.
The hand on your chest moves down your body before you lose track of it. Your arms go over his shoulders, pulling yourself closer to him. You suddenly hear a click and instinctively open your mouth and Theo wasted no time sliding his tongue in.
You whine, almost in protest, but you don't pull back. You can't believe you fell for his little trick.
Both of his hands reach under you and he stands up with you in his grasp.
Just a few steps over and he is sitting on the bed. He breaks the kiss to pull his shirt over his head. You can't help but feel him up. Theo lets out a soft moan and kisses you.
“Kneel”
That's all he has to stay for you to get off his lap and onto the floor. Wait. Did he train you to do that too? As you were getting up he got his pants undone. He moves closer to the edge of the bed. You hear that click again and open your mouth.
“Good girl,” he smirks, grabbing the back of your head and bringing you close enough for his tip to me in your mouth.
You can't help but moan while you suck on the tip.
Click.
You open your mouth wider, taking more of him in.
Click.
And again.
Click.
And again. There's some days you do better than others. Sometimes you can get almost his whole cock in your mouth. Sometimes you can do a little more than half. You open your eyes to look up at him and realize you already have most of him down your throat.
Theo is leaning back on one hand to get a better view. His other hand is still behind your head, playing with your hair.
“Good girl. You're so good at learning new tricks,” he moans while you suck on him. “You took so much of my cock so quickly,” he chuckles. “A little more of this and you might be able to take it all.”
He holds your head by the pony tail you have it pulled into.
You moan at the tug. “God I want to fuck your pretty little mouth.” Seeing your lips stretched around his cock is making him twitch. He planned on dragging this out before fucking you, but seeing how easily you listen he doesn't think he can hold out.
Your hands are gripping his thighs as you start bobbing your head. Your lips make it to the ridge under his tip before stretching out again around his shaft. Your tongue licks the slit, tasting the precum that is leaking out.
He tugs your hair again as he moans. He feels himself getting close. He's never cummed so quickly from a blowjob but something about how you're doing it today is different.
“Fucking hell, hondje,” he pants and bites his lip as he pushes your face into his crotch. He somehow manages enough self control to not push you all the way down. But his hips do slightly jerk as the hot cum is shooting down your throat.
Once he is done. He lets your head go, but you stay there for a few seconds before leaning back, swallowing what is in your mouth.
Click.
His tip is immediately in your mouth again.
“Lick it clean.”
You suck lightly before using your tongue to lick up any left up cum.
“Good girl.” He pats the bed next to him and you get up on the bed. He chuckles when seeing your eyes widen slightly. “Have you never noticed that I trained you before?” His voice gets sultry, lowering his voice and taking his time with the words she chooses. His breath is hot in your neck before he kisses you. “Why do you think you're my hondje?”
Hearing him like this is stopping you from saying anything back. You just listen and do what he says. Why would you speak out against your owner?
“Now lay down.” You get more into the middle of the bed and lay on your back. “And roll over.” You roll over onto your stomach, and immediately get up on your knees. “Aww. You already knew the next step. You're so smart.”
He gets your skirt and underwear down and off of you, tossing them to the side along with his pants. Two of his fingers drag across your opening. “Damn you're soaked. Do you like being told what to do?” Getting behind you, he wasted no time sliding his cock in.
You can't tell who moaned louder. Unlike with your mouth, Theo makes sure that all of him is stuffed inside you. You pull a pillow closer to you to hold onto while you try lifting your ass up higher.
You whine as he pushes himself deeper without starting to move. Instinctively you start moving your own hips, trying to fuck yourself. “Looks like my hondje is in heat. Don't worry. I'll fill you right up.”
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Idk if people believe in astrology and zodiac sign, since Comte, Galileo, Shakespeare kinda share the same sign. Well, I am also a Scorpio (sun and rising) so I know Comte definitely has a freaky ass nasty evil side to him and we tend show that side to our s/o alone, not even to our besties, cuz people are way too fragile to handle that soul consuming darkness unless you have a Scorpio somewhere.
With his intense protective nature and his desire to build up a family, I am 1000% sure he has that bad bitch within him, maybe he will show it to mitsuki, but it will take time just to make sure mitsuki is comfortable.
If we do Leonardo x Comte, Comte will be the top and Leonardo will be the bottom and I promise you Comte will pull out Leonardo's soul until he is satisfied iykyk.
What is so funny tho is that Galileo and Shakespeare birthday aren't even right. Galileo actually shared a birthday with Charles (Feb 15th. so I get why they changed it) and Will's is April 23rd.
I do know that Comte is a lot freakier in his stories and there's a lot more character in there than his route so I can't speak too much for him. But from a few Comte simps I have heard he is a FREAK and also a huge yapper
See I like to think Comte is a bottom bitch. He likes to think he is too ..and he is capable of it when he's in the mood, but I also feel like he wants MC to step on him.
Leonardo and Comte??? I feel like he does go back and forth but I feel like Leonardo tops more. Wait wait wait. Leonardo topped first..and so when Comte topped a while later Leonardo was SHOOK. He didn't think Comte had that in him
I can understand why they changed the dob, makes so much sense.
Come on, we do yap alot, HELL ALOT!!! But you have to cross the 10 walls before you get there, cuz life is shit, and security reasons.
I would say comte is like controlled his freak (because it might scare people away) for the story part, cuz we ain't like this.
Per say he will let Leonardo/ mitsuki dominate him (cuz we love it when someone actually does it), but it won't last, he will observe carefully and the tables will switch pretty fast (never get fooled by the soft side)
They haven't discovered the nasty side of him, like we tend to spell the freakiest shit in the middle of a civilised conversation when we are comfortable and I can image Comte doing that with Leonardo.
Luckily Leonardo did sort of know him suing his "bad boy era" so he's aware of how much of a freak he can be, and probably even experienced it a few times.
Then he gets to the mansion a few centuries later and sees that he's cleaned up and he's glaring at him like "I know what you are" but thinks he may have also changed. But nope.
I feel like Leonardo doesn't really want Comte to top bc he comes off as some prissy rich boy and that's a bit embarrassing.
OHMYGOD I feel like Comte is amazing at dirty talk and that's how he gets Leonardo to fold every time
WE ARE FINALLY AT FIRST PLACE. YOU THEO SIMPS ARE INSANE. But what can I say. He may not be my top guy, but with how I write smut of him, how can I blame any of you
Even though none of you are probably new here ..THIS IS THEO WE ARE TALKING ABOUT. OF COURSE I WROTE PETPLAY.
Teehee. Anyway. If you wouldn't mind checking out the whole zine over here~~
~~
“Hondje! Come here.”
You were in the middle of dusting in the hallway when Theo called out to you. “What is it?”
“Come here.” He sounds more stern the second time so you step down from your step stool and go over.
“You know it would have been just as easy for you to-”
“Say ahh.”
You look a little confused but do it just the way you would have at the doctors. But then you realize he is probably going to say something about opening your mouth so wide and start to close it, but right before that a plops a piece of candy in your mouth.
“Good girl,” he smiles and you swear you hear a click, but it must have just been his shoes against the floor, because as soon as he did that he walked away.
“Weird,” you look at his back, puzzled, but still sucking on the piece of hard candy.
~~
A day later while you are outside hanging up laundry he comes over.
“Hondje.”
“Yes, Theo?” You are looking up at the line to see where to put the clothes pin rather than at him.
He puts a finger under your chin and makes you look at him. “Say ahh.”
You sound even more confused than yesterday. Again, he puts a piece of candy in your mouth. “Good girl.”
You tilt your head in confusion, hearing the click again. Did he come out of his way to give you a piece of candy? Why? He kisses you and walks away.
~~
Later in the week you're in the library putting back some books that Leonardo was hoarding in his room. “One of these days I'll make him do this himself.”
“Hondje.”
You look behind you from the ladder you're on and see him coming over.
“Do you need something?” You two are about the same height now and you can tell he's taken note of that from the pout on his face.
“I don't like when you're high up.”
You've never seen a pout so cute. He always tries to act so tough but he's really such a softie. You giggle and put the book in your hand away. You come down from the ladder and stand in front of him. “Better?”
He ruffles your hair. “Good girl.”
With those two simple words your lips part, as if he was asking you to say ‘ahh’ again. You quickly realize what you did and your face goes red and you quickly cover your mouth.
He chuckles. “I didn't think you would learn so quickly,” he leans in and kisses your forehead. “Good girl,” his voice drops.
Right after those words you can clearly hear a click too. What was he trying to do?!
He gently uses his hand to make you uncover your mouth, and with the other gives you a piece of candy. “You're so cute.” He kisses you on the lips and turns to leave.
You're standing there, connecting the dots with what he has been doing.
~~
A few days later you are in his room, bringing back some laundry. Theo is sitting at his desk filling out some paperwork.
“Hondje?”
“Yes?”
“Come here.” He waves you over. Once you are close enough he pulls you into his lap. “Sebastian isn't working you too hard is he?” Theo put his pen down and kissed your jaw.
“No. He isn't as strict as he comes off.”
“Good. Then he won't mind if I have you to myself for a bit.” His lips move down and kiss your neck. You let out a soft moan and tilt your head to the side.
The extra room you gave him wasn't enough and he immediately started to unbutton your shirt. But he didn't stop half way down, your whole shirt is open. His lips didn't stop at your neck, they went down to your chest.
One arm was wrapped around your waist to keep you from moving while his free hand groped your boob, massaging it even with your bra in the way. You get more comfortable on his lap and grab the sides of his face to be able to kiss him on the lips. His lips are immediately rough against yours, but you are being just as rough.
The hand on your chest moves down your body before you lose track of it. Your arms go over his shoulders, pulling yourself closer to him. You suddenly hear a click and instinctively open your mouth and Theo wasted no time sliding his tongue in.
You whine, almost in protest, but you don't pull back. You can't believe you fell for his little trick.
Both of his hands reach under you and he stands up with you in his grasp.
Just a few steps over and he is sitting on the bed. He breaks the kiss to pull his shirt over his head. You can't help but feel him up. Theo lets out a soft moan and kisses you.
“Kneel”
That's all he has to stay for you to get off his lap and onto the floor. Wait. Did he train you to do that too? As you were getting up he got his pants undone. He moves closer to the edge of the bed. You hear that click again and open your mouth.
“Good girl,” he smirks, grabbing the back of your head and bringing you close enough for his tip to me in your mouth.
You can't help but moan while you suck on the tip.
Click.
You open your mouth wider, taking more of him in.
Click.
And again.
Click.
And again. There's some days you do better than others. Sometimes you can get almost his whole cock in your mouth. Sometimes you can do a little more than half. You open your eyes to look up at him and realize you already have most of him down your throat.
Theo is leaning back on one hand to get a better view. His other hand is still behind your head, playing with your hair.
“Good girl. You're so good at learning new tricks,” he moans while you suck on him. “You took so much of my cock so quickly,” he chuckles. “A little more of this and you might be able to take it all.”
He holds your head by the pony tail you have it pulled into.
You moan at the tug. “God I want to fuck your pretty little mouth.” Seeing your lips stretched around his cock is making him twitch. He planned on dragging this out before fucking you, but seeing how easily you listen he doesn't think he can hold out.
Your hands are gripping his thighs as you start bobbing your head. Your lips make it to the ridge under his tip before stretching out again around his shaft. Your tongue licks the slit, tasting the precum that is leaking out.
He tugs your hair again as he moans. He feels himself getting close. He's never cummed so quickly from a blowjob but something about how you're doing it today is different.
“Fucking hell, hondje,” he pants and bites his lip as he pushes your face into his crotch. He somehow manages enough self control to not push you all the way down. But his hips do slightly jerk as the hot cum is shooting down your throat.
Once he is done. He lets your head go, but you stay there for a few seconds before leaning back, swallowing what is in your mouth.
Click.
His tip is immediately in your mouth again.
“Lick it clean.”
You suck lightly before using your tongue to lick up any left up cum.
“Good girl.” He pats the bed next to him and you get up on the bed. He chuckles when seeing your eyes widen slightly. “Have you never noticed that I trained you before?” His voice gets sultry, lowering his voice and taking his time with the words she chooses. His breath is hot in your neck before he kisses you. “Why do you think you're my hondje?”
Hearing him like this is stopping you from saying anything back. You just listen and do what he says. Why would you speak out against your owner?
“Now lay down.” You get more into the middle of the bed and lay on your back. “And roll over.” You roll over onto your stomach, and immediately get up on your knees. “Aww. You already knew the next step. You're so smart.”
He gets your skirt and underwear down and off of you, tossing them to the side along with his pants. Two of his fingers drag across your opening. “Damn you're soaked. Do you like being told what to do?” Getting behind you, he wasted no time sliding his cock in.
You can't tell who moaned louder. Unlike with your mouth, Theo makes sure that all of him is stuffed inside you. You pull a pillow closer to you to hold onto while you try lifting your ass up higher.
You whine as he pushes himself deeper without starting to move. Instinctively you start moving your own hips, trying to fuck yourself. “Looks like my hondje is in heat. Don't worry. I'll fill you right up.”
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Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons
ok i know i'm one to talk but genuinely if you think 👍 or ❤️ is "passive aggressive" you might be spending a bit too much time on your phone jeez louise
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There's a lot of anons that I get that I just keep in my inbox bc they make me happy to read..so if you've sent me a heartfelt message in asks and I never responded that is why 😭😭 I don't want it to leave my inbox so I can go back and read them
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