Earp Protection Squad

I wouldn't say that everything we shared is a lie, just the untrue bits

I'm sorry that I've given you the impression that I'm the type of person who will seduce a woman away from her husband with gifts of string and pocket lint.

"The strong consume and the weak are consumed. Only one thing can stop someone stronger from you from swallowing you whole: respect. I've learned that being useful is the only thing that can earn you that kind of respect. So be strong, child, but also be useful. Be invaluable, irreplaceable. And, if it comes down to it, kill them before they kill you."

"In this world, there are two kinds of people: the strong and the weak. The strong build the world, and the weak live in it. We have the strength to change the future, they do not. Instead, rely on us- need us. They look to our strength for protection, direction- and we eat them. The strong consume the weak. It's all they're good for, and they know it."

The likelihood that a fortune teller will be wrong with their prediction is their prophet margin

The point is not what I reasonably expect people to pay attention to; the point is my unreasonable anxiety about what people might pay attention to.

"She would do this safety check every morning; you know the sort. 'Stay away from strangers. Don't do drugs' She never asked those things though. Instead, she always warned me to be mindful, to not get too close, to keep control. Because she wasn't making sure that I was safe, she was making sure that I was safe to be around."

He never was a creature who could bear the weight of being loved

yes, i do pretend to be a lesbian when i go out to bars, but i only do it so women will date me

Weighing myself before and after committing an atrocity, so I can finally calculate the weight of my sins