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I wish my face could make that sound effect from spongebob whenever squidward frowns

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I wish there were cameras in my apartment so you could see the scene I just had in which I put on a shirt and saw there was a stain on it then immediately went into my closet and grabbed a second identical shirt

hey just pointing out that bad air quality can trigger gastrointestinal issues so if you live in the midwest US and have been all roughed up this week that’s probably why

#chronic dyspepsia gang we will survive this #🥲

transheadcrab

why do they always show cranberries in thos big pits n its implied its wet and possibly swimmable. do cranberries really grow like that. wh

khamingbird-blog

You’ve never heard of The Bog?

transheadcrab

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the what

transheadcrab

EACH ADDITION TO THIS POST MAKES MY BLOOD RUN COLD

punkrorschach

This is a cranberry bog (unflooded) it’s how cranberries grow. Once they’re ripe, the blog is flooded and the cranberries harvested.

Basically by using big floaty things to round them all up and then scooping them out of the water.

transheadcrab

thank u. i hate it a little less but the horrible little man in my head is still screaming “BOG BODY BOG BODY BOG BODY”, but i appreciate the education,

bomberqueen17

oh here is a fun lil perspective on cranberry harvesting i never heard about anywhere else. the guy who owns the restaurant right down the road from the farm, who fries our chickens sometimes, is from Boston, with the strongest Boston accent ever, and in a former life before he started slinging reasonably priced barbeque and occasional organic chicken, he was a cranberry farmer.

His farm was on the leading edge of kinda using organic/sustainable pest control methods, and one of the things that they did to keep insect damage down was that they encouraged wolf spiders to live in the cranberry field, to eat the bugs.

This was all fine and good until they flooded the bog. Now, you don’t just like flood the bog and then go around it in a boat or whatever. No, you use hip waders to get in there and put the big floaty things where they go and get all the berries and such.

Well when you’re in the bog in hip waders, that makes you the tallest thing. Wolf spiders can swim a bit, but they don’t like it, so they’re, quite understandably, looking to climb out of the water onto a tall thing.

So yeah the first interview question he always asked potential cranberry bog harvester hires was “are you cool with spiders?”

“You’d be amazed,” he said to us, shaking his head a little, “how many guys would just straight lie. Like, you think I’m asking you that question to be cute? Nah man you’re gonna have like a hundred wolf spiders trying to climb your eyebrows, you gotta be chill, those wolf spiders are fellow employees. You really gotta be chill with spiders if you’re gonna work a cranberry harvest.”

antiocheanism

happy international workers day to the cranberry bog spiders

massachusetts-official

Official Post of Massachusetts

cugzarui

couldnt they have just put down some poles for the spiders to climb?…

assortedinsanities

True. Not very employee friendly behavior. Climb on a giant, weird creature or tread water all day is not what you wanne hear as a worker.

iwannabeaswampwitch

Lots of drama in our household

worthyofmygrace

[Image ID: Text message that reads "Did you see that the spider in the bathroom appears to have taken a lover?" End of ID]

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they can never take away your free will

#hashtag myroadstrip #yeah these suckers just peel right off turns out

my takeaway from starting to go to the gym is that jigsaw could’ve been really fulfilled by becoming a personal trainer

allthingswhumpyandangsty

segamascott

#YAY

I would like my dissertation to feel less like I am captain ahab and I have jumped off the ship to make love to the whale

#I think the main media psych theory I work with is bullshit #but it works so well in experimental settings it makes a really great tool #so everything I write reads like I agree with it #👎👎👎

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coughloop

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

coughloop

I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of... maybe everything actually

#I understand you tumblr user ratfins

kissycat

Has anyone noticed that translating poetry is not easy

kissycat

It's kind of like if you were in unrequited love with the crossword puzzle

#I had this worldbuilding project a while back where I tried to write poetry in a language I had spent years inventing #requiring me to translate it back-and-forth several times over so both the english and the [conlang] made sense #(I can't type the name of the language bc I have an online dictionary and for some reason google AI literally gives you my full legal name)#but anyway it turned into JUST the first stanza of the poem with like pages and pages of footnotes #great time #that's probably one of the coolest projects I've done I don't know why I've never shared it with anyone. its just sitting on my laptop #frustratingly I KNOW I invented a poetic meter specifically for the language #but I can find where I wrote that down so ig I just have to backtrack from the verse I have

with everything else going on in hannibal you tend to gloss over the slight but notable differences from our universe. I’m not even talking about the density of serial killers per square mile. I’m talking how the upper midwest has more extensive passenger railways and there’s a semi-oceanic lake in the middle of west virginia

#we see the beach and they mention it SEVERAL times that episode #hannibal

memecucker

concept: instead of “time traveller from the past is unimpressed by the present” it’s “time traveller from the past loves things we don’t like about modern society” like they think pollution is badass or something

kragehund-again

medieval peasant upon hearing the number of species that go extinct every day: fuck yeah, damn those beafts to hell

#I think about ‘damn those beafts to hell’ so often

tomatotext

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

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charl0ttan

watching a fictional character stop being the same age as you is fucked up

#(clearly distraught) danny phantom was just 14 man. he was -just- 14

idk how hot of a writing take this is but I feel like adverbs would not exist if you weren't supposed to use them

#like I get that they're easy to overuse but sometimes you've gotta. yknow. specify the qualities of something.

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