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it kind of goes over your head as a kid so it really is just hitting me now how funny it is that the character's name is mike wazowski

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studying for the degree you voluntarily signed up for out of your own pure free will and interest

noknowshame

sheltering in place for a tornado in a campground bathroom and the first thing I did before running for it is grab my laptop. so I guess I know my priories in a life or death situation. I didn’t even put on shoes

noknowshame

I lived.

#so did my laptop

sheltering in place for a tornado in a campground bathroom and the first thing I did before running for it is grab my laptop. so I guess I know my priories in a life or death situation. I didn’t even put on shoes

#my feet are all torn up from the gravel lollll

lakevida

when youre inadvertently 1% too nice to a straight guy you can usually pinpoint the exact moment where he decides you must be acting that way because you want to fuck down on him crazy style and it is at this point that one would be well advised to have a cyanide capsule under a false tooth or an equivalent fast acting response

#I wish I could talk to car guys without them thinking I'm flirting with them #I don't want to fuck you I want to fuck your 1969 camaro

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freegiftjones

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

chicknparm

#my mom once held a dog treat up to my mouth in a moment of crossed wires and I ate all of it #this wasn’t as a kid it was like a year ago

meret118

A recall for nearly 1.6 million dozen eggs has been upgraded to the highest risk warning by the FDA. Here's what that means for consumers.

On Aug. 12, the FDA reclassified a recall for nearly 1.6 million dozen white and brown cage-free eggs due to potential salmonella contamination. The recall is now Class I, which is considered "a situation in which there is a reasonable probability that the use of or exposure to a violative product will cause serious adverse health consequences or death," according to the FDA.

As of July 24, a salmonella outbreak linked to the recalled eggs has sickened at least 98 people and hospitalized 26 across 17 states. The illnesses were reported between Nov. 21, 2025, and June 30, 2026. The FDA and Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) were aware of 26 hospitalizations due to the recall, but no deaths.

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There's a link to the egg list in the article.

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#y’all should be keeping up with the uss lincoln thing #very funny #or upsetting #difficult to distinguish these days #it seems to be a ‘slowly driven to madness’ type situation #yknow. isolation. the sea. poor working conditions.#the weight of operating as a cog in the machine of military hegemony.

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

not now mom I have to see what my mutuals with masters degrees are blogging about on tumblr

fauxtasm

they should invent a term for shipping were I don't think they should be in a romantic relationship however I believe they are each others parasite and separating them is not an option

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just saw a commercial for a brand of pads that boasted "up to zero leaks." up to zero? so zero and any other amount? that means nothing. that is an un-statement

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just saw another commercial that wasn't even selling anything it was just explaining why you should use the dishwasher you already own and how. what is happening

just saw a commercial for a brand of pads that boasted "up to zero leaks." up to zero? so zero and any other amount? that means nothing. that is an un-statement

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waiting to hear back.

cpericardium

on a work call. after the briefing, the manager said "any questions" and someone raised their hand and asked "did Lee Harvey Oswald act alone"

partingglances1986

Wes Anderson shouldn’t be a film director he should be a gay serial killer

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and they were tomb mates

#oh my god they were tomb mates

I’m not really into “children’s tv show” analog horror but sometimes my mom will show me something she watched as a kid and I’ll be like. okay I see where all this is coming from

#this is about h.r. puffenstuff

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