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they can never take away your free will

#hashtag myroadstrip #yeah these suckers just peel right off turns out

my takeaway from starting to go to the gym is that jigsaw could’ve been really fulfilled by becoming a personal trainer

allthingswhumpyandangsty

segamascott

#YAY

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I would like my dissertation to feel less like I am captain ahab and I have jumped off the ship to make love to the whale

#I think the main media psych theory I work with is bullshit #but it works so well in experimental settings it makes a really great tool #so everything I write reads like I agree with it #👎👎👎

coughloop

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

coughloop

I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of... maybe everything actually

#I understand you tumblr user ratfins

kissycat

Has anyone noticed that translating poetry is not easy

kissycat

It's kind of like if you were in unrequited love with the crossword puzzle

#I had this worldbuilding project a while back where I tried to write poetry in a language I had spent years inventing #requiring me to translate it back-and-forth several times over so both the english and the [conlang] made sense #(I can't type the name of the language bc I have an online dictionary and for some reason google AI literally gives you my full legal name)#but anyway it turned into JUST the first stanza of the poem with like pages and pages of footnotes #great time #that's probably one of the coolest projects I've done I don't know why I've never shared it with anyone. its just sitting on my laptop #frustratingly I KNOW I invented a poetic meter specifically for the language #but I can find where I wrote that down so ig I just have to backtrack from the verse I have

with everything else going on in hannibal you tend to gloss over the slight but notable differences from our universe. I’m not even talking about the density of serial killers per square mile. I’m talking how the upper midwest has more extensive passenger railways and there’s a semi-oceanic lake in the middle of west virginia

#we see the beach and they mention it SEVERAL times that episode #hannibal

memecucker

concept: instead of “time traveller from the past is unimpressed by the present” it’s “time traveller from the past loves things we don’t like about modern society” like they think pollution is badass or something

kragehund-again

medieval peasant upon hearing the number of species that go extinct every day: fuck yeah, damn those beafts to hell

#I think about ‘damn those beafts to hell’ so often

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tomatotext

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

charl0ttan

watching a fictional character stop being the same age as you is fucked up

#(clearly distraught) danny phantom was just 14 man. he was -just- 14

idk how hot of a writing take this is but I feel like adverbs would not exist if you weren't supposed to use them

#like I get that they're easy to overuse but sometimes you've gotta. yknow. specify the qualities of something.

crazy that hannibal really is a touching story of self-love and acceptance

#rewatching it with a friend #scary how enormous of an impact I can see this had on me #in a good way #hannibal

mitch mcconnell is siphoning the life force off other politicians

#beautiful comedic timing

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chickenmim

Dude... allow me to add to your trove.

I have a folder of these on my phone... I'm not sure what that says about me!

#can I summon a linguist to tell me what you’d call that change in contextual understanding

byjove

I love asking people how their parents met. You always get an interesting reply. My best friend’s parents met on the relatively new internet in 1999. My other friend’s parents met at Burger King when one was the manager and the other was a regular customer. My parents met at the beach because they were neighbors in their rental houses, mom was on a church trip and dad was getting blackout drunk every night with his friends next door.

Tell me how your parents met in the tags.

#it was my mom’s job to make sure my dad did his job #and he wouldn’t.#so my mom would get to work before him and sit on top of his desk #and would not get off until he promised to get something accomplished

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