the blazing dream of my head is crawling out

Sometimes I think humankind hasn’t changed at all. 

WHAT IS “DOES”?

The average man who gets enough sleep doesn’t write the sentence “What is “does”?“

the greatest thing about having a cat is it just scratches my inherent itch to be annoying. life is just so much better when you can walk through your living room and point at the animal minding her own business on the couch and go “itsababyyyyy” in a really fucking stupid voice

There are alot of great lines in deltarune but none beat out when ralsei gives susie advice on complimenting people by saying “just tell them something you wish people would say to you” and susie responds with “you are unbanned from free ham sandwich day”

#everyone correctly is like 'it's hilarious that he HAS been engaged. for 30 years. and wouldn't recognize t'pring's adult voice probably'#but it's even funnier that chapel is actually wrong and did NOT recognize anything wrong about korbybot#but spock immediately realized the android voice imitation of kirk's was off AND picked up the clue that kirkbot wasn't him too#gay people stay winning :P (X @anghraine)

Let's get spher-i-cal, spher-i-cal!

And if I said Megamind is one of the few movies that understands Superman.

And if I said Megamind through its three subversions of Superman shows a deeper understanding that the point of Superman is that he was loved and taught to love by good, present parents, and because of that he is able to return that love to a world even if it doesn't always accept it, and he is not corrupted by his power, than many other films either subverting or playing the superman story straight.

at the park and heard a kid yelling EMERGENCY MEETING and a bunch of other kids jumped over a fence to assemble and the first kid announced very seriously IM DEAD.

grizzled mercenaries are always being like "I'm sick and tired of being a pawn in someone elses game" like their job isn't literally rent-a-pawn

"I hate being a pawn in someone elses game" yeah sure thing grandpa, I'll give you $50 if you move to D4

That is just the mercenary equivalent of feeling "if I have to send one more email I am going to explode" while doing the email job you knowingly consented to doing and probably worked hard to get; it is probably the most relatable thing they could portray!

hello instagram artist. your challenge is to do a portrait study of a woman but you’re not allowed to stylize them so their eyes are really big and more cat eyed than the reference photo. You’re also not allowed to make their noses more of a button nose or their lips full and pouty or their faces heart shaped with no double chin. Also you have to draw a fat woman. one thats actually fat and not just slightly curvier than the kpop demon hunters body type. good luck