Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope

juice disappears faster than any other liquid it is a frightening world we live in

how do you use these?

NEEDED AND NO WE WONT THIS IS BRILLIANT

not to alarm anyone but is anybody else worried about how everybody is fucking stupid

dobby was only there in the lord of the rings to cockblock sam and frodo. whenever it looked like frodo was about to shoot his shot dobby was just like whats is potatoses master

idk if im actually bi or nit but i have an 8 am class tomorrow cant worry about that

stop trying to be palatable, stop trying to be palatable, stop

"im gonna kill myself" [remembers that suicide jokes scare my loved ones] "and im taking you with me!"

please don’t leave me my scarab

If someone dared say this to me, I'd tell them to go fuck themselves, because my wings have been clipped again and again, and my "cage" is on top of such a high, narrow pedestal buffeted by gale-force winds, so I'm having to cling to the last few bars to avoid falling to my death.

come back my scarab

big fan of characters who have it all under control when theyre put in situations but no idea how to be like a regular guy doing regular stuff when all is said and done.