From Fag To Hag✨

fyi if we’re mutuals you have full consent to be as feral as you want in asks and dms

you're so cute, I wanna make you cum

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

genuinely sickening to think about how men pop up out of holes in the ground and you have to swing a mallet and hit them over the head to get them to stop

Mid century modern pussy

Thinking about a new bit where i start using “workers of the world” as my go-to second person plural pronoun. Like “chat”.

Workers of the world what do we think of this. Is it funny.

Workers of the world please like and reblog my post

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful

Your soul is rotten to the core and therefor I shal not be showing you my penis good night to you