GoodWhoLock

I’ve been doing this every night since I was a kid but it’s always whump scenarios and instead of me as the main character, it’s the fictional man I love being violated, bleeding out and on the verge of death before his archenemy comes and rescues him. and the recovery road is just as ugly.

@sttoncrsss finally finished this!

Merlin characters as glee quotes - season 4!

percival in this scene:

The Brahma, a popular giant known for its massive meat production and comically large eggs.

The cochin, seen here with gold and black 'lace' pattern

The barred plymouth, an incredible forager for lightly wooded terrain

The fayoumi, often regarded as The Oldest Breed of chicken

The wyandotte, a particularly good forager as well as a bulky, meaty bird.

The Minorca, a Spanish bird with stunning black feathers

And of course, the famous indonesian ayam cemani, which has black meat and bones

Supporting evidence:

1. Humans say ‘ow’, even if they haven’t actually been hurt. It’s just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren’t sure yet.

2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring

3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can’t even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!

4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.

5. Some humans spend time in each other’s nests! Just for fun! It’s not their nest; they’re just visiting each other.

6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!

7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don’t seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young!

8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures!

9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves!

10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated

11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc

When She Loved Me

@morgwenmicrofic prompt: I know

It was only legalized in 8 US states (the 8th only a few months before), and wouldn’t be legalized nation-wide until 2015.

It was only legal in TEN COUNTRIES in 2011. We wouldn’t hit 20 countries until 2017. (Australia was 23rd)

As of today (April 14, 2026), I believe only 38 countries have fully legalized same-sex marriage. Out of somewhere around 200 countries in the world. That’s only ~19% of countries.

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

The light is green.

After everything is done, and they've had the cottage in the south downs as many wonderful years as possible, at some point they'll both close their eyes for the last time.

...and open them on the desert of the Discworld.* For those who aren't aware, the desert (probably The Desert, tbh) is not the afterlife. It's a place in between, where Death brings souls that need to travel onward. For some, it's an easy stroll. For others it's an insurmountable passage, full of whatever torment they bring with them.

I think, for our angel and demon, it's a place to turn to each other and grin and say "Oh, that was a good one!"

I think after they die, they sit down on the edge of the desert and chat, and because they expect there to be wine and a picnic, there inevitably is wine and a picnic. For as long as they want, they gush to each other about how it went and their favorite parts, tease each other, argue, complain—and compare.

Because this isn't the first time they've done this.

And it isn't going to be the last.

I think once they're done talking, Death will approach. He tends to be lonely, so I think he enjoys these visits every century or so. They'll chat with him a bit, and eventually he will ask if they're ready to cross the desert.

They look at each other, and it's how they always look at each other. It's "to the world" and fingers pressed to lips pressed to lips; it's stargazing in the South Downs and a first date in the back of a neighborhood cafe.

Not looking away, Crowley says, "Nah," or maybe Aziraphale says, "Hm, not quite yet."

Either way Death nods, and takes out two convoluted hourglasses, with almost embarrassingly obvious angel and demon theming—and he tips them both over.

Aziraphale and Crowley both go up in waves of golden dust.

...and somewhere in the world, two humans are born, and the story begins again.

Because maybe our universe doesn't have magic—but that doesn't mean no universe does, and who said our souls have to stay here forever?