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KIROKAZE
sheepfilms

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
almost home
Cosimo Galluzzi
styofa doing anything
art blog(derogatory)
ojovivo
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RMH

roma★
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
occasionally subtle
Stranger Things
noise dept.

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Me, logging on to work after the long weekend

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I love Doris and she is so cute but also she looks so much like Teddy Roosevelt sometimes that I can't help but laugh
all I'm saying is that no one has ever seen them in the same room together
this reads like disco elysium dialogue
this is something an NPC says to you at a bakery in the witch alps version of disco elysium
Dr Glass had been idling in unmoving traffic for several minutes. The stream of traffic was unable to enter the roundabout, which was full of unyielding cars in an unbroken stream. Roadworks and other bewilderments had somehow combined to create a solid stream of traffic cutting off this entry to the roundabout, creating an immovable backlog. The phone map showed a solid red line creeping ever farther through the town as the queue of cars lengthened and froze up.
Dr Glass was only three cars back from the entry point. After pondering the problem in this unexpected pocket of leisure, he got out of the car.
The other drivers looked at him, astonished, censorious. Was this muppet just up and leaving his car? Abandoning a vehicle in congestion? Were they about to witness someone making their day WORSE?
Dr Glass walked to a pedestrian crossing, a few feet upstream, and pressed the button. He turned around and got back in his car.
Enlightenment, and a cautious hope, dawned on the faces of the other drivers in the queue.
The pedestrian sequence unrolled. The red light cut off the oncoming stream of traffic. The queue was freed. The roundabout was freed.
You don’t get “and then everybody clapped” in the British Isles, but you DO occasionally get a row of driver’s side thumbs-ups, and a large northern bloke hollering, “you CHEEKY bugger!” in approval.
Me, hitting the pedestrian light to stop six lanes of traffic: I am creating vital space in the ecosystem
My eight -year-old child is staging battles
BAMBOO IS ACTUALLY A GRASS 😭
Okay, can we talk about how good these illustrations are?
Incredibly clear direction of motion, but also like. There's a natural triangle in the one where the panda's swinging his sword? Squarehead's eyes go to the panda, panda's eyes point towards the blade, blade is swinging down towards the squarehead??? Dynamic and consistent and self-contained image????
Also the panda's bamboo car is so good. It's got that sumi-e minimalism, where a few strokes suggest the whole structure, but also that structure is extremely fun. You can see the grass bristling off of it. It's an alive car. The bright red wheels are a lovely splash of contrast.
I wish I had the art knowledge to talk in more detail about this, but I can settle for just appreciating it.
Awww NO you can’t just come into my notes and GET me!! Oh my goodness
Thoughtful words hit especially hard when they touch on a vulnerability, and I am both painfully conscious of my own artistic limitations, and rather proud of my knack for gesture and expression. This is a very foolish combination to hold in your heart. I plaster over this with a superfast sketchy style - it’s okay that it’s poor-quality; it only took 5 minutes; it’s okay to post because it’s quite obviously a sketch - but it’s super-easy to rip the plaster off and gET mE!!!

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Never stop hating
Warhammer 40,000 is of course, uh, not unproblematic. But patterning orks specifically and incredibly blatantly off English football hooligan culture was probably simultaneously the least bigoted and most creative thing literally anyone did with the concept of 'the orc' at any point in the 1980s
this is what Homer Simpson’s forearm tattoos said in the dream I had the other day, and I woke up with a jaunty carribean tune in my head.
it went “this is the song and the sign of the summertime / this is the log of the lima lime”
happy ten years of the log of the lima lime
Particle Collisions

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Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell
Kiyokata Kaburagi (1878 – 1972) was the pseudonym of a Nihonga artist and the leading master of the bijin-ga genre in Taishō and Shōwa period Japan.
out of touch thursday, but I synced everything.
Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope
trying to groom her brother | source

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In a class I taught at Berkeley, I did an experiment where I wrote a simple little program that would let people type either “f” or “d” and would predict which key they were going to push next. It’s actually very easy to write a program that will make the right prediction about 70% of the time. Most people don’t really know how to type randomly. They’ll have too many alternations and so on. There will be all sorts of patterns, so you just have to build some sort of probabilistic model. Even a very crude one will do well. I couldn’t even beat my own program, knowing exactly how it worked. I challenged people to try this and the program was getting between 70% and 80% prediction rates. Then, we found one student that the program predicted exactly 50% of the time. We asked him what his secret was and he responded that he “just used his free will.”
—from Scott Aaronson, via here