Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

this book I’m reading on female evolution for some reason uses bill and hillary clinton as examples of the typical differences between male and female vocal structures and the author is like “imagine if bill clinton had a throat sac like an ape which caused his voice to resonate” don’t say that? I don’t want to imagine that?

billiam clinton saying his famous line “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” in a booming voice that can be heard up to two miles away and everyone starts hooting like monkeys and banging their fists on their chests

what if the m2 money supply was a single solitary dollar and you had to wait for it to worm its way thru the economy to you before you could use it to buy a can of pop or some such

northernlion was reading out a sweet note his daughter wrote him in kindergarten that said "i know my dad loves me because he's my favorite person and i'm his favorite person" and someone commented "circular reasoning"

I was looking up fitness classes in my area and found a frum womens zumba class. Yes it is called frumba.

they're saying that Thursday will be falling on a Thursday this week. the rare double Thursday phenomenon