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pseudomantis

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a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

phaeton-flier

How about you mind your own damn business

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thiagonm

Wassily Kandinsky, Violett-Grün (Violet-Green), 1926

#art

70sscifiart

Me, logging on to work after the long weekend

g4yr4t

I love Doris and she is so cute but also she looks so much like Teddy Roosevelt sometimes that I can't help but laugh

g4yr4t

all I'm saying is that no one has ever seen them in the same room together

boethiah

this reads like disco elysium dialogue

autismgod-deactivated20250912

this is something an NPC says to you at a bakery in the witch alps version of disco elysium

#rené arnoux would say this #disco elysium

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elodieunderglass

Dr Glass had been idling in unmoving traffic for several minutes. The stream of traffic was unable to enter the roundabout, which was full of unyielding cars in an unbroken stream. Roadworks and other bewilderments had somehow combined to create a solid stream of traffic cutting off this entry to the roundabout, creating an immovable backlog. The phone map showed a solid red line creeping ever farther through the town as the queue of cars lengthened and froze up.

Dr Glass was only three cars back from the entry point. After pondering the problem in this unexpected pocket of leisure, he got out of the car.

The other drivers looked at him, astonished, censorious. Was this muppet just up and leaving his car? Abandoning a vehicle in congestion? Were they about to witness someone making their day WORSE?

Dr Glass walked to a pedestrian crossing, a few feet upstream, and pressed the button. He turned around and got back in his car.

Enlightenment, and a cautious hope, dawned on the faces of the other drivers in the queue.

The pedestrian sequence unrolled. The red light cut off the oncoming stream of traffic. The queue was freed. The roundabout was freed.

You don’t get “and then everybody clapped” in the British Isles, but you DO occasionally get a row of driver’s side thumbs-ups, and a large northern bloke hollering, “you CHEEKY bugger!” in approval.

caranthira

Me, hitting the pedestrian light to stop six lanes of traffic: I am creating vital space in the ecosystem

#oh that is BRILLIANT

elodieunderglass

My eight -year-old child is staging battles

BAMBOO IS ACTUALLY A GRASS 😭

sprintingowl

Okay, can we talk about how good these illustrations are?

Incredibly clear direction of motion, but also like. There's a natural triangle in the one where the panda's swinging his sword? Squarehead's eyes go to the panda, panda's eyes point towards the blade, blade is swinging down towards the squarehead??? Dynamic and consistent and self-contained image????

Also the panda's bamboo car is so good. It's got that sumi-e minimalism, where a few strokes suggest the whole structure, but also that structure is extremely fun. You can see the grass bristling off of it. It's an alive car. The bright red wheels are a lovely splash of contrast.

I wish I had the art knowledge to talk in more detail about this, but I can settle for just appreciating it.

elodieunderglass

Awww NO you can’t just come into my notes and GET me!! Oh my goodness

Thoughtful words hit especially hard when they touch on a vulnerability, and I am both painfully conscious of my own artistic limitations, and rather proud of my knack for gesture and expression. This is a very foolish combination to hold in your heart. I plaster over this with a superfast sketchy style - it’s okay that it’s poor-quality; it only took 5 minutes; it’s okay to post because it’s quite obviously a sketch - but it’s super-easy to rip the plaster off and gET mE!!!

cecilias-cool-stuff

Never stop hating

st-just

Warhammer 40,000 is of course, uh, not unproblematic. But patterning orks specifically and incredibly blatantly off English football hooligan culture was probably simultaneously the least bigoted and most creative thing literally anyone did with the concept of 'the orc' at any point in the 1980s

oneheadtoanother

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grimelords

this is what Homer Simpson’s forearm tattoos said in the dream I had the other day, and I woke up with a jaunty carribean tune in my head.

grimelords

it went “this is the song and the sign of the summertime / this is the log of the lima lime”

ambidexedition

happy ten years of the log of the lima lime

infinity-imagined

Particle Collisions

#the aesthetic is unmatched honestly

vulpes-aestatis

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

thecactifindahome

thekimonogallery

Kiyokata Kaburagi (1878 – 1972) was the pseudonym of a Nihonga artist and the leading master of the bijin-ga genre in Taishō and Shōwa period Japan.

#art #the pose of her hand! the expression! this is extraordinary

arglinn

out of touch thursday, but I synced everything.

#out of touch thursday

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aflo

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

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trying to groom her brother | source

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