Can I plant my roots in your life?

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

i miss s5 cas he was so bitchy and intense and badass and autistic. he never blinked and he talked to dean from 3 inches away and he was rebelling against heaven and he branded enochian on his friends ribs and he found a liquor store and he drank it and he absolutely wrecked shop in knife fights and he carved banishing sigils into his own ribs and he called raphael his bitch and he ate a million cheeseburgers and he never understood references and i love him so so so much <3

My advice is dont be afraid to mess with the speed. Personally i find most readers of audiobooks to talk way way slower then the aberage every day speach im used to hearing from my daily life and it makes it difficult for my brain to latch on to whats being read. Try turning up the playback speed until it dounds like your friend telling you a story about their day. That helps me a lot! I started at 1.25x speed but as I got kore and more familiar with listening to audiobooks I have now cranked it all the way up to 1.8x. Find what works for you!

[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of Pepsi.]

that's arugula

[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of arugula]

thats arugula

Hey guys can anyone help explain what the hell the penumbra podcast is? I know there’s like multiple plots and stuff but it’s honestly feeling scary to start right now and I’d like to give it a go so if anyone can sort of idiot proof the explaining of how to listen/what is going on I would appreciate it so much thank you <3

totally your choice, but as someone who loves penumbra, I personally recommend just listening in release order and accepting the weird stand alones and the alternating between the two stories. the finales of both shows line up with each other. its fun to hear voice actors from one show show up in another. you can hear the quality get better and better. and u give ur emotions a break from one plotline to focus on the other. but again, your call. if you are only going to commit to one story, def do the juno-verse. juno's story line changed me as a person. I will never recover.

don't EVER let softcore gay porn convince you that it's okay to play sports. It's not okay to play sports

previously unseen genders in human history

"character deserved better" (but they were never going to get it that's the stuff great tragedies are made of) vs "character deserved better" (but the writers really blew it)

I forget straight people have a really bad habit of using top/bottom to mean dom/sub until I’m talking to someone who calls a women in a m/f relationship a ‘top’ and they get mad at me because I think they meant she’s pegging the guy. Apparently they mean she’s just kinda mean and controlling in bed. This is like the 3rd time this year this has happened.

Being into m/f ships is hard because you will look up “Top [women] Bottom [man]” and all the posts will be incorrectly tagged dombottom women/subtop guy and if you ask people to correctly tag stuff you are the bad guy. I want to her fucking him in his hole!!

Love the idea of aroacespec Grace and too-busy-being-dictator-to-entertain-the-thought Stratt not noticing even a little bit that they act too familiar. The Vatt sees Stratt steering Grace somewhere with a hand on the small of his back and go "👀😏" meanwhile the two of them are just like "ah yes very efficient for navigating crowds quickly :)". Early-apocalyptic qpr of all time

oh and you have to learn to weaponize “thank you for your understanding”. which means “there is nothing you can do about this so accept it”

Something neuroscience-y that helps with prose: attention is selective. A character will not notice everything in a room. They will notice what matters to their goal, fear, desire, training, wound, or obsession. A jealous character notices hands. a hungry character notices food. A soldier notices exits. A lonely character notices pairs. Description becomes character when attention has a bias.

Ohhhh i missed my chance to vote on this one. But i know it!!!