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Hey guys can anyone help explain what the hell the penumbra podcast is? I know thereâs like multiple plots and stuff but itâs honestly feeling scary to start right now and Iâd like to give it a go so if anyone can sort of idiot proof the explaining of how to listen/what is going on I would appreciate it so much thank you <3
The Penumbra Podcast is a team that hosts three shows (and like, two standalone single episode stories), all published on the same feed: Juno Steel, Second Citadel, and Thirst.
Iirc the team originally intended to be more anthology-like, but got enamored by two of the worlds they had created so they dove into telling those stories instead. That's Juno Steel and Second Citadel. Their release alternated, one month of Juno Steel then a month of Second Citadel, for about 5 years. Both shows are complete. TPP's third show, Thirst, is relatively new and ongoing. It started releasing summer last year and it's at 23 episodes now.
How to listen: my advice would be to pick one show and listen to that start to finish. Then try another if the themes speak to you, etc.
Juno Steel: Space scifi noir, queerness is normalized but capitalism rules the galaxies. Deals with themes of addiction, self destruction, gay yearning, found family, did I mention capitalism is kinda bad actually, corruption. Second Citadel: Fantasy/fairytale setting exploring the institute of knighthood as policing: abuse of power, ableism, misogyny, murder of minorities, genocide, war, high stakes/end of the world. Thirst: Terminal velocity capitalism is bad and the world has kind of ended, let's make a dating show about it to get people's minds off the water shortage. Don't worry if someone looks to be murdered on screen, AI is so convincing these days isn't it
totally your choice, but as someone who loves penumbra, I personally recommend just listening in release order and accepting the weird stand alones and the alternating between the two stories. the finales of both shows line up with each other. its fun to hear voice actors from one show show up in another. you can hear the quality get better and better. and u give ur emotions a break from one plotline to focus on the other. but again, your call. if you are only going to commit to one story, def do the juno-verse. juno's story line changed me as a person. I will never recover.
I feel like in addition to teaching Eridian kids, Grace would also be working with Erid's scientists to design interstellar probes to deliver Taumoeba to all "infected" systems in the stellar neighborhood.
A combination of Eridian engineering with human computing.
After delivering its payload to a system's Petrova Line, the probe would stick around in orbit around the CO2-rich planet. Because it also carries with it a message encoded in such a way to be decipherable by any sufficiently intelligent species.
The message explains about Astrophages and the probe's purpose, as well as information about Erid, Earth, and where to find them. It also includes instructions on how to harvest Astrophages and build an interstellar engine with them, along with instructions on other useful technology from both Erid and Earth.
Because "save stars" doesn't mean just the Sun and 40 Eridani. It means all stars.
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Matthew Lillard and Angelina Jolie as âCereal Killerâ and âAcid Burnâ in Hackers (1995)
previously unseen genders in human history
"character deserved better" (but they were never going to get it that's the stuff great tragedies are made of) vs "character deserved better" (but the writers really blew it)
I forget straight people have a really bad habit of using top/bottom to mean dom/sub until Iâm talking to someone who calls a women in a m/f relationship a âtopâ and they get mad at me because I think they meant sheâs pegging the guy. Apparently they mean sheâs just kinda mean and controlling in bed. This is like the 3rd time this year this has happened.
Being into m/f ships is hard because you will look up âTop [women] Bottom [man]â and all the posts will be incorrectly tagged dombottom women/subtop guy and if you ask people to correctly tag stuff you are the bad guy. I want to her fucking him in his hole!!
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Love the idea of aroacespec Grace and too-busy-being-dictator-to-entertain-the-thought Stratt not noticing even a little bit that they act too familiar. The Vatt sees Stratt steering Grace somewhere with a hand on the small of his back and go "đđ" meanwhile the two of them are just like "ah yes very efficient for navigating crowds quickly :)". Early-apocalyptic qpr of all time
but there actually are some social cues that can be taught. like the obvious one is when someone says âhow are youâ they usually mean âfriendly noiseâ and are not actually asking how you are, although some people ARE genuinely asking how you are and itâs usually up to the context of your relationship to determine the difference
also that apparently âwhen you get a chanceâ usually means âwhen you take a break from the thing youâre immediately doingâ and not âon a list among various other things you are doing today or tomorrowâ
and when someone says âiâll let you get goingâ they mean âplease leaveâ
oh and you have to learn to weaponize âthank you for your understandingâ. which means âthere is nothing you can do about this so accept itâ

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Something neuroscience-y that helps with prose: attention is selective. A character will not notice everything in a room. They will notice what matters to their goal, fear, desire, training, wound, or obsession. A jealous character notices hands. a hungry character notices food. A soldier notices exits. A lonely character notices pairs. Description becomes character when attention has a bias.
Do you recognize this TV theme song? #766
I know this and can name the series
I know this but can't name the series
I might know this
I've never heard this
Ohhhh i missed my chance to vote on this one. But i know it!!!
Do you recognize this TV theme song? #780
I know this and can name the series
I know this but can't name the series
I might know this
I've never heard this
It's happening again, so just to remind everyone:
TUMBLR ADS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO AUTO-PLAY AUDIO! THAT IS A BUG AND YOU SHOULD REPORT IT!
"This ad is auto-playing audio" is literally on the drop down menu for reporting an ad. Tumblr isn't trying to implement this! Don't protest this "new policy", cause it's not one.
Report the broken ads.
Thank you.
They are not supposed to automatically redirect you without you clicking them, they are not supposed to cause a pop-up, they are not supposed to freeze your screen.
This is all bugs or malicious advertising which is also against tumblers ad policy. You should report all ads which do this.
Letâs get rid of those horrible monopoly ads, together.
Sorry, my what? My pronouns? Oh, yeah I'm between genders at the moment. No, it's cool, I quit my last gender a little while ago because it really wasn't working out. I don't know if I even have a dream gender anymore.
Oh yeah, it did come with benefits, but they weren't really worth it. The culture was really toxic. To be honest I think I'd prefer a part-time gender so I can just be self-described in my spare time.
I mean, in a perfect world we wouldn't need gender, you know? We could just voluntarily be perceived as much as we're able, as much as makes us feel fulfilled. Having a full-time gender shouldn't be a prerequisite for food, shelter, and healthcare.

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It never fails to amuse me when I get âhello influencerâ emails wanting me to push questionable products to my followers.
Like worstie, I can barely promote my own published book without wanting to curl up and die.
The fuck makes you think Iâll shill your discount wish shit?
Also, it's Tumblr. If I try to tell anyone about your knock-off Wish-quality sex toy thereâs going to be a horde of Autistic lesbians doing a power point presentation in the notes about safe sex toy material and correct battery storage.
Which I am 100% down for, but it will not get you any sales.
I was trying to figure out if you were someone important on a other platform, because there's no way in hell anyone actually thinks you can be classified as "Influencer" if you have a big Tumblr blog.
And then also think advertising to this mob would be a good idea
There are actually lots of people who sell stuff successfully on here, usually drop ship stuff.
Theyâre just not disclosing it as ads, which they are supposed to do, and instead it's marketed in a very Tumblr-esque way which can be summed up as âomg guys look how CUTE this isâ followed by a different account underneath going âomg found it!!â and it links to a drop ship site with the item(s).
And the link usually has an affiliate tracker in it, which you may or may not be able to spot unless youâre familiar with them, which is also something you are legally supposed to disclose.
I used to get a lot of offers from around 2016-2020 to sell âmoon lampsâ on here, yâknow those orb lights that look like a moon? Yeah. I was offered a higher kickback to make it look like I wasnt posting an add because these sellers know Tumblrites donât like ads.
They wanted it to look as organic and hyped up as possible and then Iâd just so happen to be like âomg you guys it's on saleâ and post a link. Which is skeevy as shit and also illegal af in the US.
Itâs like the insta/tiktok girlies saying âlink in bioâ to get around saying âhereâs a product I make money on if you buy itâ because they want to sound like your friend because people are more likely to impulse buy stuff if a âfriendâ is recommending something.
Theyâre also trusting that everyone knows âlink in bioâ means âaffiliate linkâ which is technically not enough of a disclosure but whatever.
This is why I tag all my own book promos with âaffiliate linksâ because depending on which storefront you buy Hunger Pangs from, I may get a kickback from the vender which I do to help mediate the fees I lose from distribution. Itâs not muchâliteral pennies in some casesâbut Iâm still legally required to state it.
Itâs also why when I do post products I use or like, I make a point of letting people know Iâm not an affiliate and not sponsored because despite the legal ramifications these people are flirting with by not disclosing their affiliate status, I want to be fully transparent with my followers when it comes to me trying to sell them things.
Yâall keep my lights on by reading my work and through my ko-fi and patreon. I am not about to risk that trust for the sake of some shitty vibrator sales from a sketch-ass drop shipper who wants me to pretend Iâm not selling you things.
So, yeah. People do successfully sell stuff on here. A lot of us small indie creators sell our own work all the time.
But there are also drop-ship sellers on here who get enough of a kick-back from affiliate links to make selling cutesy kitsch stuff worth their time on here. Theyâre just making sure you donât know youâre being marketed to.
Throwback to when I openly talked about this and got blocked by several huge âmemeâ blogs that were actually drop shippers who didnât like me lifting up the rock and exposing how they hide their ads in plain sight lol
Hey, Iâm going to hold your hand when I say this, but if you didnât realize these types of posts/blogs were ads⊠thatâs okay! They are designed to trick you!
These type of undeclared sellers are relying on you believing that Tumblr is different from other social media platforms where the advertising is usually more blatant. They are also relying on your trust in your community not to put undisclosed ads onto your dash.
After all, everyone knows Tumblr is a sinkhole where profit goes to die and everyone hates ads. Why would anyone waste time doing that here⊠unless they can adapt what theyâre doing to make you think youâre not being marketed to, because Tumblr as a user base would never allow that kind of thing. Right?
Turns out, not so much.
Some people might say, âwell thatâs just obvious! Youâd have to be really silly not to realize it!â
And maybe it was obvious to them.
I know it was obvious to me. But I also know I have enough online experience to play âspot the affiliate linkâ and enough knowledge as a indie author about how those links are supposed to be disclosed by law, to know when someone is being dishonest and trying to make a post seem organic and not like an ad.
But not everyone has the same knowledge or life experiences to put the context clues together, and thatâs why I wrote the above post because many, many, many people on here are unaware they are reblogging adsâusually while talking about how much they hate ads!
Youâre not dumb or silly or worthless or any of the unkind things some people are calling themselves in the notes. You just needed more information. Happily I was able to provide it and now you know what to look for. Go forth and scroll with newfound knowledge đ«Ą
Other Greek Heroes and whether they'd look back at Eurydice
Heracles: No, he wouldn't look back. Partly because he's smart enough to know it wouldn't change anything, and partially because he knows the Gods well enough that Hades keeps his word. Eurydice gets out and they high five. Unfortunately he misjudges the strength of his high five and Eurydice spends her first couple of weeks back to life with her arm in a cast.
Jason: Oh yeah. This dumbass looks behind him before he leaves Hades throne room and then loudly insists that NO HE DIDN'T HE TOTALLY DIDN'T AND IS HE DID IT WASN'T HIS FAULT IT'S EURYDICE'S FAULT! Eurydice is just like "maybe I'm better off here."
Perseus: Nope. He's a good boi who pays attention and blindfolds himself to make sure he doesn't, feeling his way along the path to make sure he doesn't trip. It takes him longer to get out, but they DO get out.
Theseus: Actually they do get out. Not because Theseus is smart enough to not look back or anything but because he's too self important to look back. The moment she steps outside the Underworld, Eurydice is running at top speed and Theseus never bothers to check to see if she's still following.
Odysseus: He cheats, using a polished mirror to keep track of her through the reflection the way Perseus kept track of Medusa. Unfortunately because he thought he outsmarted the system he fails to look where he's going, looses his footing, the mirror, and accidentally looks back anyway. Too clever for his own good, he was the architect of his own failure.
Achilles: He doesn't even bother asking. Full fire in his fury he fights Hades, wins, and takes Euridyice away his own way. Unfortunately, he can only bring her back as a shade without the Lord of the Dead's permission. It only brings him greater sorrow.
Medea: She thinks Hades is lying and Eurydice isnât behind her but doesnât look back because if she gets out of the underworld without Eurydice she has grounds to complain to the gods that Hades broke his vow and start the 900bc equivalent if a fraud lawsuit. The whole way she plots her revenge only to reach the surface and be genuinely surprised (and a little bit disappointed) that Eury is actually there.
Atalanta: She learned from the apple-race-incident. Looking back will only slow her down. She bolts back up to the surface in record time only to actually manage to loose Eurydice on the way. Whoops.
Ariadne: Her sentimental ass looks back, sorry Eurydice, it was in the name of love.
Penelope: They make it out. Penelope trusted her allegedly dead husband to come back for 10 years she can trust that a silent ghost is behind her for 2 hours. Persephone could walk up with her the whole way telling her âactually you should turn around sheâs not thereâ and she still wouldnât.