Can I plant my roots in your life?

the “sexy lamp test” but for disabled folks: if you can replace your disabled character with a beloved pet dog that needs an expensive surgery to survive then you have to throw out your manuscript 

reblogging one of my most underrated posts: the dying dog test

I’m gonna make my medical school advisees do this on their application essays too I think.

this show was so insane every other episode they would be like sam winchester is like a house that burned down he’s not even alive he’s falling apart i’ve invaded your brain and i can’t believe you live like this you’re a mess you can handle an unholy amount of torture because you’ve been tortured so much already your soul is like a crumpled old receipt at the bottom of god’s purse

another reason this is the only social media site i give a fuck to actually use is because you're allowed to add links to text instead of just having to paste a url into the body of your post like some kind of caveman.

reblog if you remember what it felt like to walk into blockbuster

If you’re reblogging this maybe also do a couple stretches. Gods know our back and shoulders could use it.

Did teen girls in the 60s write weird fanfic in their notebooks about being sold to the Beatles or Beach Boys?

So apparently there weren't actually that many unironic "sold to One Direction" fics in the 2010s. Most of them were satirical.

Phantom Trope maybe? Like phantom islands.

Isn't that just dead unicorns?

That's brilliant, actually. Like "beating a dead horse" but the horse doesn't exist.

and I think that the project hail mary story could and would have been a good movie without the INCREDIBLE visuals and cinematography because the story of love across ailen species to save earth and erid is an INCREBLE one. however, the incredible visuals and cinematography make the movie stand out from all of the slop coming out of Hollywood right now. it's clear someone made this movie with love and care and devotion to make this movie a REALLY GREAT movie. and I just think that's neat.

IT'S PODCAST GIRLS WEEK!