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It's happening again, so just to remind everyone:
TUMBLR ADS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO AUTO-PLAY AUDIO! THAT IS A BUG AND YOU SHOULD REPORT IT!
"This ad is auto-playing audio" is literally on the drop down menu for reporting an ad. Tumblr isn't trying to implement this! Don't protest this "new policy", cause it's not one.
Report the broken ads.
Thank you.
They are not supposed to automatically redirect you without you clicking them, they are not supposed to cause a pop-up, they are not supposed to freeze your screen.
This is all bugs or malicious advertising which is also against tumblers ad policy. You should report all ads which do this.
Let’s get rid of those horrible monopoly ads, together.
Sorry, my what? My pronouns? Oh, yeah I'm between genders at the moment. No, it's cool, I quit my last gender a little while ago because it really wasn't working out. I don't know if I even have a dream gender anymore.
Oh yeah, it did come with benefits, but they weren't really worth it. The culture was really toxic. To be honest I think I'd prefer a part-time gender so I can just be self-described in my spare time.
I mean, in a perfect world we wouldn't need gender, you know? We could just voluntarily be perceived as much as we're able, as much as makes us feel fulfilled. Having a full-time gender shouldn't be a prerequisite for food, shelter, and healthcare.
It never fails to amuse me when I get “hello influencer” emails wanting me to push questionable products to my followers.
Like worstie, I can barely promote my own published book without wanting to curl up and die.
The fuck makes you think I’ll shill your discount wish shit?
Also, it's Tumblr. If I try to tell anyone about your knock-off Wish-quality sex toy there’s going to be a horde of Autistic lesbians doing a power point presentation in the notes about safe sex toy material and correct battery storage.
Which I am 100% down for, but it will not get you any sales.
I was trying to figure out if you were someone important on a other platform, because there's no way in hell anyone actually thinks you can be classified as "Influencer" if you have a big Tumblr blog.
And then also think advertising to this mob would be a good idea
There are actually lots of people who sell stuff successfully on here, usually drop ship stuff.
They’re just not disclosing it as ads, which they are supposed to do, and instead it's marketed in a very Tumblr-esque way which can be summed up as “omg guys look how CUTE this is” followed by a different account underneath going “omg found it!!” and it links to a drop ship site with the item(s).
And the link usually has an affiliate tracker in it, which you may or may not be able to spot unless you’re familiar with them, which is also something you are legally supposed to disclose.
I used to get a lot of offers from around 2016-2020 to sell “moon lamps” on here, y’know those orb lights that look like a moon? Yeah. I was offered a higher kickback to make it look like I wasnt posting an add because these sellers know Tumblrites don’t like ads.
They wanted it to look as organic and hyped up as possible and then I’d just so happen to be like “omg you guys it's on sale” and post a link. Which is skeevy as shit and also illegal af in the US.
It’s like the insta/tiktok girlies saying “link in bio” to get around saying “here’s a product I make money on if you buy it” because they want to sound like your friend because people are more likely to impulse buy stuff if a “friend” is recommending something.
They’re also trusting that everyone knows “link in bio” means “affiliate link” which is technically not enough of a disclosure but whatever.
This is why I tag all my own book promos with “affiliate links” because depending on which storefront you buy Hunger Pangs from, I may get a kickback from the vender which I do to help mediate the fees I lose from distribution. It’s not much—literal pennies in some cases—but I’m still legally required to state it.
It’s also why when I do post products I use or like, I make a point of letting people know I’m not an affiliate and not sponsored because despite the legal ramifications these people are flirting with by not disclosing their affiliate status, I want to be fully transparent with my followers when it comes to me trying to sell them things.
Y’all keep my lights on by reading my work and through my ko-fi and patreon. I am not about to risk that trust for the sake of some shitty vibrator sales from a sketch-ass drop shipper who wants me to pretend I’m not selling you things.
So, yeah. People do successfully sell stuff on here. A lot of us small indie creators sell our own work all the time.
But there are also drop-ship sellers on here who get enough of a kick-back from affiliate links to make selling cutesy kitsch stuff worth their time on here. They’re just making sure you don’t know you’re being marketed to.
Throwback to when I openly talked about this and got blocked by several huge “meme” blogs that were actually drop shippers who didn’t like me lifting up the rock and exposing how they hide their ads in plain sight lol
Hey, I’m going to hold your hand when I say this, but if you didn’t realize these types of posts/blogs were ads… that’s okay! They are designed to trick you!
These type of undeclared sellers are relying on you believing that Tumblr is different from other social media platforms where the advertising is usually more blatant. They are also relying on your trust in your community not to put undisclosed ads onto your dash.
After all, everyone knows Tumblr is a sinkhole where profit goes to die and everyone hates ads. Why would anyone waste time doing that here… unless they can adapt what they’re doing to make you think you’re not being marketed to, because Tumblr as a user base would never allow that kind of thing. Right?
Turns out, not so much.
Some people might say, “well that’s just obvious! You’d have to be really silly not to realize it!”
And maybe it was obvious to them.
I know it was obvious to me. But I also know I have enough online experience to play “spot the affiliate link” and enough knowledge as a indie author about how those links are supposed to be disclosed by law, to know when someone is being dishonest and trying to make a post seem organic and not like an ad.
But not everyone has the same knowledge or life experiences to put the context clues together, and that’s why I wrote the above post because many, many, many people on here are unaware they are reblogging ads—usually while talking about how much they hate ads!
You’re not dumb or silly or worthless or any of the unkind things some people are calling themselves in the notes. You just needed more information. Happily I was able to provide it and now you know what to look for. Go forth and scroll with newfound knowledge 🫡
Other Greek Heroes and whether they'd look back at Eurydice
Heracles: No, he wouldn't look back. Partly because he's smart enough to know it wouldn't change anything, and partially because he knows the Gods well enough that Hades keeps his word. Eurydice gets out and they high five. Unfortunately he misjudges the strength of his high five and Eurydice spends her first couple of weeks back to life with her arm in a cast.
Jason: Oh yeah. This dumbass looks behind him before he leaves Hades throne room and then loudly insists that NO HE DIDN'T HE TOTALLY DIDN'T AND IS HE DID IT WASN'T HIS FAULT IT'S EURYDICE'S FAULT! Eurydice is just like "maybe I'm better off here."
Perseus: Nope. He's a good boi who pays attention and blindfolds himself to make sure he doesn't, feeling his way along the path to make sure he doesn't trip. It takes him longer to get out, but they DO get out.
Theseus: Actually they do get out. Not because Theseus is smart enough to not look back or anything but because he's too self important to look back. The moment she steps outside the Underworld, Eurydice is running at top speed and Theseus never bothers to check to see if she's still following.
Odysseus: He cheats, using a polished mirror to keep track of her through the reflection the way Perseus kept track of Medusa. Unfortunately because he thought he outsmarted the system he fails to look where he's going, looses his footing, the mirror, and accidentally looks back anyway. Too clever for his own good, he was the architect of his own failure.
Achilles: He doesn't even bother asking. Full fire in his fury he fights Hades, wins, and takes Euridyice away his own way. Unfortunately, he can only bring her back as a shade without the Lord of the Dead's permission. It only brings him greater sorrow.
Medea: She thinks Hades is lying and Eurydice isn’t behind her but doesn’t look back because if she gets out of the underworld without Eurydice she has grounds to complain to the gods that Hades broke his vow and start the 900bc equivalent if a fraud lawsuit. The whole way she plots her revenge only to reach the surface and be genuinely surprised (and a little bit disappointed) that Eury is actually there.
Atalanta: She learned from the apple-race-incident. Looking back will only slow her down. She bolts back up to the surface in record time only to actually manage to loose Eurydice on the way. Whoops.
Ariadne: Her sentimental ass looks back, sorry Eurydice, it was in the name of love.
Penelope: They make it out. Penelope trusted her allegedly dead husband to come back for 10 years she can trust that a silent ghost is behind her for 2 hours. Persephone could walk up with her the whole way telling her ‘actually you should turn around she’s not there’ and she still wouldn’t.

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
Im reading The Vampyres by @see-arcane
:D!!!!!!
And I’m reading Dracula and The Dark Descent anthology
I have finished The Vampyres. I enjoyed it a lot. Genuinely didn't expect the ending plot twist about who he was with. Well done. I lowkey was rooting for the vampire to escape just because i was enjoying the 2 hunting each other and wanted it to keep going.
its the year 2026...
... and i'm watching Hannibal for the first time.
Wish me luck.
the cinematographer and director certainly had a vision for this show. It feels like i'm watching someone's moodboard for their edgy oc.
I'm not saying this because of the more popular ship (ie will and Hannibal). regardless of anything over there. i'm sorry but. will and Bloom have very little chemistry. I see them more as former will then wont theys/old flame that could become good friends. the kiss in EP 8 felt way out of left field with no build up.
just reached the s1 finale. not gonna lie i'm a little surprised that they had will figure out is was Hannibal in s1. thought they'd drag that out. same with just the whole having will actually arrested stuff. lots happening in s1 makes me wonder were we go from here.
haha the look on will's face when he realized what was in the food Hannibal had been feeding him. that's tough bud.
I know i'm supposed to be sad over the girl getting sliced into peices but frankly it looks sick af. like. honestly the best death so far.
i like how will combed his hair before showing up on Hannibal's door. like. "i'm clearly not trying to kill you any more... i've combed my hair."
Will leaving a dead guy on hannibal's table like a cat the leaves a dead mouse in your shoe. also wow we are going straight to will and Hannibal are tag teaming some Ripper level shit and then talking about themselves when describing the murderer to Jack. amazing.
just finished season 2. what was the point of bringing Abigail back just to kill her again. she was on screen for like 1 minute. also Hannibal stabbing will and then bitching to him about how he let him down really did read as a break up scene and Hannibal was like the brokenhearted one. he thought he found his murder soulmate but it was a ruse the whole time. he's devastated. amazing work will. u made the serial killer sad.
In s2. Hannibal really left him a valentines heart. Hes pining. Also. Again, i reiterate, what was the point of bringing abigail back to life if u r going to keep killing her off. Like this is the third times shes died im pretty sure even will is numb to it at this point.
Ok wait was she dead the whole time? (I mean that makes way more sense considering how much blood she lost) but damn my guy will is just fully loosing it huh. No wonder the priest was looking at him funny.
damn. everyone but Abigail survived the s2 finale some how. also apparently Alana Bloom is like "the last two guys I liked have killed and eaten a lot of people so I guess I'll try women now"
some how this show has gotten even MORE experimental art film with its editing
I feel like Hannibal using a cattle prod to steal mason's sperm for Margot's sake is gay/lesbian solidarity.
on to the time jump and 1. get it Alana. 2. Jack u spent the last two seasons watching Hannibal ruin will and now u just gonna throw him back to the wolves? 3. I like that these eps are named after red dragon stuff. I read that book so long ago I don't really remember any of it. 4. will looks super hot after the time jump. 5. literally everyone around them is like "will and Hannibal are in love". its very funny.
will being like "is hannibal in love with me?" surprised Pikachu face and bedelia being like wow way to finally catch up with the rest of the class will.
he really Thelma and Louise'd them right off that cliff. also like sorry bedelia but will DID warn you that meat was back on the menu. I'm glad I finally watched this. it was way different that I was expecting, especially aesthetically.
its the year 2026...
... and i'm watching Hannibal for the first time.
Wish me luck.
the cinematographer and director certainly had a vision for this show. It feels like i'm watching someone's moodboard for their edgy oc.
I'm not saying this because of the more popular ship (ie will and Hannibal). regardless of anything over there. i'm sorry but. will and Bloom have very little chemistry. I see them more as former will then wont theys/old flame that could become good friends. the kiss in EP 8 felt way out of left field with no build up.
just reached the s1 finale. not gonna lie i'm a little surprised that they had will figure out is was Hannibal in s1. thought they'd drag that out. same with just the whole having will actually arrested stuff. lots happening in s1 makes me wonder were we go from here.
haha the look on will's face when he realized what was in the food Hannibal had been feeding him. that's tough bud.
I know i'm supposed to be sad over the girl getting sliced into peices but frankly it looks sick af. like. honestly the best death so far.
i like how will combed his hair before showing up on Hannibal's door. like. "i'm clearly not trying to kill you any more... i've combed my hair."
Will leaving a dead guy on hannibal's table like a cat the leaves a dead mouse in your shoe. also wow we are going straight to will and Hannibal are tag teaming some Ripper level shit and then talking about themselves when describing the murderer to Jack. amazing.
just finished season 2. what was the point of bringing Abigail back just to kill her again. she was on screen for like 1 minute. also Hannibal stabbing will and then bitching to him about how he let him down really did read as a break up scene and Hannibal was like the brokenhearted one. he thought he found his murder soulmate but it was a ruse the whole time. he's devastated. amazing work will. u made the serial killer sad.
In s2. Hannibal really left him a valentines heart. Hes pining. Also. Again, i reiterate, what was the point of bringing abigail back to life if u r going to keep killing her off. Like this is the third times shes died im pretty sure even will is numb to it at this point.
Ok wait was she dead the whole time? (I mean that makes way more sense considering how much blood she lost) but damn my guy will is just fully loosing it huh. No wonder the priest was looking at him funny.
damn. everyone but Abigail survived the s2 finale some how. also apparently Alana Bloom is like "the last two guys I liked have killed and eaten a lot of people so I guess I'll try women now"
some how this show has gotten even MORE experimental art film with its editing
I feel like Hannibal using a cattle prod to steal mason's sperm for Margot's sake is gay/lesbian solidarity.
on to the time jump and 1. get it Alana. 2. Jack u spent the last two seasons watching Hannibal ruin will and now u just gonna throw him back to the wolves? 3. I like that these eps are named after red dragon stuff. I read that book so long ago I don't really remember any of it. 4. will looks super hot after the time jump. 5. literally everyone around them is like "will and Hannibal are in love". its very funny.
will being like "is hannibal in love with me?" surprised Pikachu face and bedelia being like wow way to finally catch up with the rest of the class will.
Took a disposable camera on my trip to the UK. The result:
Some of them go x-ray damage. Which frankly makes them look cooler. Highly recommend getting one if you are planning a trip soon. With only 27 photos you are forced to slow down and pick what you want to capture and take your time instead of snapping a bunch of pics on ur phone.
(I'm also gonna tag @shelterwoodpod since it was the bookclub chat about shitty cameras that reminded me I never posted these and I also think you'll appreciate the aesthetic)
Ginger Snaps (2000) dir. John Fawcett

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I understand that this meme is only people who have seen both shows but I've been watching Hannibal for the first time ever and the main chars have a very similar dynamic. The dynamic is "look only at me and only I get to kill you."
Tagged by: no one but I saw this post by @podcake (who runs an awesome podcast blog) and couldn't resist to throw my two cents into the ring!
Rules: make a poll with 10 of your favorite shows! they can be just 10 shows you loved watching or your top 10 tv shows of all time, and have your followers choose their favorite then tag 10 people.
Tagging: my audio drama mutuals (If you see this and are interested of course!)
Which is your favourite out of my favourite podcasts?
Project Daydream
Archive 81
The Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity and Mortality
Heinous Investigations
Parthenos: Girls Like Us
Wooden Overcoats
The Lost Cat Podcast
Camlann
MERCY: A Queer Eldritch Western
The Left-Right Game
oooo this is so fun! Can I give it a go.
Pick a pod!
Neighbourly
The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio
Death by Dying
Wolf 359
Midnight Burger
Welcome to Night Vale
Red Valley
Ethics Town
The Penumbra Podcast - Juno Steel
Nowhere, On Air
people who are gay: yeah i’m gay
people who are straight: yeah i’m straight
people who are aroace: have you seen project hail mary
Make a mans whole retirement here why don't you
I have, like .... seventeen uses for this. Where do I get one?
Didn't even know this post was moving till it hit my dash again, I put it in the replies too but it is called a "chompsaw" and it's by Chompshop
They've got all kinds of patterns and such on their site for different creative projects, it does appear to be limited to cutting cardboard so if you want to do wood you will need something beefier.

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i watched The Fall Guy for the first time today and oh my goodness I get the appeal of Colt being bros with Ryland now - I SEE IT. That movie was so fun and ridiculous lol (also made me think of Tropic Thunder)
anyways here's more Ryland Grace - very messy doodles bc he's a messy lil guy
One Lyft driver in the US found that over a two-month period, it took her longer and longer to earn $200. It seemed like the longer she spen
Gig workers in the US are being offered individualised wages depending on what algorithms decide about how desperate they are for work. Ride-hailing companies have long used algorithms to determine how much to pay drivers for a trip – and tech vendors in the US are now exporting that model to other sectors, according to a Washington Center for Equitable Growth report from last year. According to the report, platforms like Uber and Lyft track users’ personal data – like how often they find work through the app and for what wage – to find workers who will accept the bare minimum without the protections that come with fixed-term contracts. One Lyft driver in the US found that over a two-month period, it took her longer and longer to earn $200. It seemed like the longer she spent on the app, the less she would be paid per trip. “Uber was the baseline model, and we are seeing that model being exported into different industries,” Travis Hall, state director for the Center for Democracy and Technology, told Bloomberg Law.
22 June 2026