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eclecticopposition

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

carby

Hey whoa hi. Hello. I am looking directly into your ear canal. What do you mean you drank a tube of virus concentrate.

whyamiherewhosummonedme

So, I was working in a lab, right? My job in the lab was preparing a pure, concentrated enough sample of virus. This is tricky since, y'know, viruses require hosts to replicate, but you then need to get the host cells (and the pieces of the host cells that died!) out of the sample while still keeping the viruses. Once I'd finished and the samples had been sent to the database for analysis as well as a second one sent to be frozen for future reference, there was still some left over that needed to be disposed of.

I, knowing that this was a once in a lifetime opportunity, waited carefully for the lab director to be deep in conversation with someone else on the other side of the laboratory. And then I took my chance.

Test tubes, as it turns out, are really bad as shot glasses. Their shape turns any liquid inside into a stream, so you really can't knock it back quickly - it takes a couple seconds. Additionally, the best way I can describe the taste of virus concentrate was "sterile rot". A very unique kind of bad! Made worse by the test tube's inefficiency as a shot glass.

(by the way we were studying bacteriophages, not animal viruses. these viruses are too specialized on attacking prokaryotes to even recognize our cells as targets at all, according to studies.)

(but also like. if the viruses managed to successfully switch hosts and killed me with a violent infection, itd still be worth it.)

(for science.)

violetthunderstorm

You have a fitting blog title

nico-the-overlord

this post is getting 50k easy

marlinspirkhall

that-house

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

that-house

We never have to go back

eatsleepcrap

Look, I made a collection of Fandom cakes that I found!

I like cake.

mimidiann

What about Homestuck.

princecharmingtobe

Homestucks aren’t sorry.

fuckingkarkalicious

dunkstein

Children born when this post was made will be in the sixth grade this year

wingedcatgirl

Children born when this post was made are now allowed to create a tumblr account.

grimoiremanifest

g3minii

#happy birthday to this fucking thing lmao #this post was made when i was 14 and i am a doctor now #but i continue to be haunted

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair

hawkin-byrd

what is this from

graceofgosh

the titanic

truder

I FUCKING FORGOT I QUEUED THIS

For all who celebrate man’s hubris!

#queued up myself for today since last year

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freakytikigifs

Ryan Gosling and James Ortiz as Ryland Grace and Rocky PROJECT HAIL MARY

casa-boiardi

I can't stop thinking about Rocky 🥹

#project hail mary #project hail mary my beloved

ivyblossom

All other typos can go home. This one wins.

daltongraham

I’m so much of a disco cunt

neosatsuma

via @utilitycaster

#disco elysium

hgedits

#avenue 5

friend-through-teenage-nights

#avenue 5 #my beloved

sexchangedotcom

youre saying this radio gave you head ?

fresh-and-fruit-y

nyemnyems

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quixoticclown

Yes, these Muppets have taken Manhattan. The question now is can they HOLD it

#asoiaf

murmel-malt

found and cleaned up an old Sansa doodle for u all

#asoiaf #c: sansa stark

kayleerowena

I NEED YOU. YOU CAN KEEP ME ON THIS EARTH. BE VIGILANT. I LOVE YOU. ✷ [prints]

#disco elysium #cool art ooooooh

le-guin

I forgot how much fun it is to read an andy weir book. That's the biggest thing i remember from reading the martian, and that's what I'm feeling with project hail mary now: they're just plain fun to read

#project hail mary

eebie

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kaiyachanbridge

skyrim-forever

The worst characters are the ones were you only get like three pieces of lore about them but the lore is so fascinating and hits your brain at just the right angle to have you behaving like a feral dog in front of your conspiracy theory cork board

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