like, dirty cute

@cbk1000 I can so hear your Vet!Merlin saying or writing something similar on his Tumblr (or social media of choice)

Lmao 100%. Arthur provides the edit because Merlin is busy sticking his arm up a cow.

😆😆😆 Even OP's username seems to fit Merlin.

only the true king could remove the sword from the stone…. no one else could…… they didn’t have…. arthurization

ai could never outdo my beautiful perverted mutuals

You wrote about murder?? Murder is illegal?? You wrote about this dude killing someone and you didn't even say 'murder is bad' at the start of the book, wht wtf, wtf is wrong with you? I can't believe you condone murder, I can't believe you're pro murber, oh my fucking God don'ttalk to me when ou literally kill people, freak. I'm calling the cops, what the fuck, I'm shaking and crying.

if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing

It's never not funny to me that Leon, the most by the books Knight in all of Camelot, hears Merlin say "I need a crossbow to kill the king right now." And his first thought is "Damn Merlin is being funny as hell today" and hands him the best crossbow in the armory.