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One thing my mom did NOT tell me about making beans is that everything becomes bean-colored. My spoon is now bean-colored. The stovetop is bean-colored. My pot is bean-colored. Gotta be careful not to make the clothes bean-colored too.

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The way she jumps to her husband’s defense!
(Kids usually mirror what adults say so we def know how her maternal household refers to her husband.)
But also this is funny - she’s literally bickering with a small child - but also a little sad because her own childhood got cut off so abruptly in some ways she never got to grow up properly.
We all want to know that, Prince Li!
Theory that it wasn't monkeys intensifies.
Unpopular opinion - I like Prince Li. I don't mean I want him to end up with FL or anything but he's a character in his rightful place in the narrative when compared with someone like Ye Xian of late unlamented memory from A Splendid Match - I find him actually interesting and with at least a valid reason to be emo and mopey - unlike YX, the man has real problems (it doesn't make him any more worthy as a person but it makes him more understandable than just "spoiled brat;" eck, in a drama from a decade ago and with a different focus, he could have been the ML with that story), AND he doesn't take over the narrative - he pops up now and then as needed but the focus is firmly on the mains instead of having them be cameos in their own story a la ASM, and FL never really gives him the time of day. So it works. He's an interesting secondary and quasi-antagonist, as it should be. (Also, on a shallow note, he's much more pleasant to look at for me, but even that wouldn't save an unsavable character; see the bulk of Ashes to Crown.)
murderous granny ye was NOT on my list of possibilities for this show tbh
that shot of her towering over ye li, momentarily illuminated by lightning, knife in one hand, staff in the other, malignant and conquering
A+++++++++
ep 15 honestly rocked
the two threads of inquiry going on - ye li using her night at the ye mansion to creep out her dad to figure out where the edict is; prince ding trying to track down who killed the honest official by locking down the city
the skeleton, the granny ye reveal, the prince li fight to rescue his secret assassin guy!
the music, the lightning!!!!!!
the tree branch!!!!!!!!!!
all of it culminating with mo xiuyao preventing ye li from murdering her grandmother not by restraining her physically (which he cannot), but by saying his legs hurt and he needs her help
ye li staggering against the tree her mom planted with her, dropping the dagger
the two of them holding hands as he escorts her out of the ye mansion
it was everything!!!

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I'm pretty sure that Ye Li couldn't tell you accurately what happened on Li Mountain if she had a gun to her head and at the same time she is also lying and manipulating the truth on purpose and it's going to take a very long time to separate those two out
Same vibe as
Much as I enjoyed watching evil granny with her staff and knife get beaned by divine punishment of a tree, I do think she's senile now because otherwise she'd know knifing a prince's wife on the night she's visiting her maternal home and said prince is basically the chief cop (!) of the capital is such a stupid stupid idea.
That fam should set up a gratitude shrine she got offed because otherwise if she did shank the FL, the whole fam would go down.
The gothic perfection of ML seeing his wife in an abandoned courtyard in a storm with a knife striding over to her murderous grandmother.
The way he calls her name (and he calls her A-Li, not Wangfei), to try to snap her out of it but it's not working so he yeets himself out of his chair and starts crawling to her yelling for her.
I love that what works is when he starts screaming to her his legs hurt and he needs help - because her desire to help someone she cares for outweighs her desire to hurt someone she hates, and that says such volumes about her.
The way he just opens his arms as she turns and she runs into them and basically hides in them and aaaaa (the fact that he still doesn't know wtf is going on, he didn't hear any of granny's stuff nor know other back story, so to him it looks like his wife is randomly trying to murder a prone old relative for no reason - makes it even better.)
this scene kicked off one of the most charged sequences of the drama so far and it's gorgeous.
the more we see of qingshuan, the more i think that in addition to being an obvious sign of traumatic grief she acts as our glimpse into ye li's internal dialogue. the contrast between ye li's contained affect compared to qingshuan weeping, when just seconds before ye li was clearly very emotional about the blank page. qingshuan incongruously says she's not sad and tells ye li to not be afraid. i can't help but think that inside, ye li feels like a scared and lonely little girl.
i love that we get these glimpses into ye li's deeper psyche. we know she's messed up for reasons we can't stop speculating about, but have you thought about how re-traumatizing all of this is for her? basically manifesting her mother's ghost while she's haunted by so many more. of course she's afraid.
this image was beautiful also, the two of them facing each other but also standing so far apart; ye li holding an unlit lantern while qingshuan is spotlit by an almost otherworldly glow:
more visual stunningness when she walks out into the stormy night, just begging for a gifmaker's deft touch:
the ost was perfect, too!

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eating up the gothic vibes with a big fat ladle
i love that it actually feels like a dark and stormy night. the atmosphere and visuals are just right.
i can talk about the plot stuff re: the reveal about dowager consort but frankly we can deal with that later because it's so far down the list of things to care about from this episode.
The first jasmine has such a way of showing things, telling tales, it's visually pleasing, the plot is there, but it feels subtle.
Ye li plots and schemes, but she doesn't explain what she's doing, she doesn't shout it to practically anyone, she just does it.
The plot as well, when it's appropriate, a backstory is shown.
I'm not explaining it very well but it just feels grounded and subtle.
The revenge is there, but it's not bulldozer, it's a water drop, one by one, persisting, and slowly breaking its way through
I really like how it's going, how the directing is, hopefully it keeps at it.
this part!!!!!!!
first of all, i kind of love the vaguely supernatural elements that are sprinkled in. like is this divine justice for a lightning bolt to drop a branch from her mom's tree on the head of the woman who killed her mom at the exact right moment? i like that they're playing with the murkiness of that line throughout the drama.
but second of all!!!! when he sees her pick up the knife and advance on granny!
the way he can tell in a glance how she's even more messed up than usual! she's practically in a daze or craze and clearly doesn't even register that he's there when he calls out to her. until...
you can see the moment she hears him call her name and sort of starts to come to, but the thing that snaps her out of it is him saying his legs hurt!
when he holds his arms open for her!!!!!!!!!! and she collapses into him! the way he just keeps telling her it's okay!!!
i've always thought bai lu was a good actress who's sometimes gotten stuck in less-than-flattering roles/productions, but she is nailing this performance. ye li is so complex and layered like a crazy little onion and you believe every little mental switchup she shows. when she didn't even have to turn her head or move at all and i could still tell when ye li registered that mo xiuyao was there. i am very, very impressed!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stops his wife from murdering her grandma by yelling that he's hurt and needs her. And then she just collapses into his arms! This is insane in the best way
AND ITS GRANDMA WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

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The First Jasmine | EP 13
The way that Hallucination Maid cries when Ye Li is disappointed and asks to be comforted when she's scared is fascinating and tragic and I love it