[gayness intensifies]

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

“you’re so quiet” thanks! i actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me

i fear that some of you take yourselves far too seriously for adults who log into tumblr every day

"whats your 5 year plan?" buddy I nearly go insane thinking about what I should have for dinner

Hating how Nolan's Odyssey looks on the basis of being into Classics, but chuds have made it a culture war thing, so now I'm fighting for my life arguing that the issue isn't that Nolan cast trans and black people as gods and heroes, it's that he cast those people and then put them in dogshit costumes

happy pride month to this post specifically

Plot holes are merely the pockets in which your audience keeps their fanfiction ideas.

This is galaxy-brain level understanding of story structure.