That Gay Wizard Over There

I like to imagine that Elyan is a very supportive enabler of Gwaine’s endeavors. 

it's so funny to me that merlin is always there with arthur in all his quests because it's not even about his skills. like. arthur doesn't even know merlin has magic which means he doesn't take him with him for protection or backup. like he's literally dragging him along just because that's his emotional support guy. meanwhile merlin is subtly saving him from near death every day and arthurs just like. bringing him over as if he were another essential in his travel pack or a kitten with separation anxiety

The fact that Lancelot committed identity fraud and then joined a cage fighting ring but is still legit the best decision maker out of these five actually speaks volumes of hilarity to me

The reason Gwaine is the only person Merlin adopted who didn’t get sent to Ealdor

Headcanon that Geoffrey of Monmouth isn’t actually a thicc sir, he just learned to keep his most important books strapped to him at all times in case Uther gets the urge for another book burning. Boy’s glutes are two history of magic tomes and they’re rock hard.

Some of y’all don’t care about Geoffrey’s rock hard ass and it shows