That Addams Lassie

Woman murders man in broad daylight

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

yeah sure i'll reblog that

That post where the guy realizes he’s gonna be forgotten because he can’t name his great grandparents. Can’t relate. I know who all of my great grandparents and great great grandparents were and even though they all died long before I was born I have beef with each and every one of them.

Okay there’s one great great grandfather I’m unsure of the name of but that’s related to my personal beef with him because he was one of those fuckers that moved around, changed his name, and probably had like three different wives that he abandoned. He might’ve been from Norway but nobody knows for sure with him because he was a lying bastard.

Also shoutout to my grandfather’s stepmom who is the one great grandparent I don’t have beef with and who made bathtub gin during prohibition and made a living playing the organ during silent movies.

The key to not being forgotten after you’re gone is either to be a huge bastard or be profoundly weird, is what I’ve learned. Maybe both. Personally I’m going for weird.

Hey OP I think your family lineage is made up of DnD Bards (and a moonshiner for some reason)

I don’t think so because my grandfather called my dad a faggot for wanting to go into theatre. Also if I’m a dnd bard why can’t I talk my way out of situations

sometimes when my mom gets drunk she goes into Liberated Women Mode, and one time she was real tipsy and while talking about her friend’s divorce, she very earnestly told me and my sister (both adults) that regardless of preference or relationship, she hoped we would both reach a point in our lives where we were having really good sex with really good people. and my sister said, “i do that now except the good people part” and i said, “sex is real?” and my mom didn’t love either of those answers

ur mom sounds hot is she single

my mom is in fact single, and if you are so determined then it’s not my fault when you find out why

@gothiccharmschool Thoughtpresent for you!

Ooooh, yes please.

Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

Vampire fiction and science fiction as we know it today also exist as a direct result of his friends being stuck in a cabin with him during a storm so there’s that as well. Hot vampires and sci-fi nerds are also his fault.

Tumblr dragging Lord Byron is similar to its dragging of Ea Nasir, but more verbose and maundering and blunt and intense, which also describes Lord Byron.

Recommend reading this callout article from 1869 by <checks notes> a Harriet Beecher Stowe.

This is exactly the kind of thing I expect from people who eat kale recreationally

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