Intro post!
I reblog cat pictures and value the kitty.
Now I'm sure you're all saying kitties are all valuable, and while that's true one cannot simply dismiss the importance of proper accounting in today's economy.
If you want to submit a picture of a cat you can use either the ask function or send in a post submission and value it yourself. Feel free to tag me into any kitty post you want.
Please make sure to read the FAQ below before sending in any questions.
While I am mostly a joke blog, please be wary when sending overly personal/strange asks, particularly when I do not know who you are. Absolutely do not ship this blog with other blogs, and particularly do not make comments to me about this.
Any/All pronouns are fine for referring to me.
Tagging system: I'll tag all the cats here with #crazy kitty The pricing of kitties is set into one of five categories:
#free bin - $0 kitties #bargain bin - Under $5 #discount kitty - Under $20 #valuable kitty - Under $50 #premium kitty - Anything over $50
#alt currency is used for any kitty not using kitty dollars.
Note that kitties from before 27/01/24 will not include the #bargain bin or #premium kitty tag as those tags were introduced after the blogs creation.
#set deal - For pairs kitties sold together #collection - For collections of different kitties in a collection
#silly kitty - For memes and humorous kitties #art - For drawings of kitties or kitties with art attached #fake kitty - For kitties that aren't really actually kitties at all
#text post - For posts that aren't actually evaluations #asks - Posts that are sent via ask #tagged - Posts sent via tagging #in the replies - Tags from the replies of a post #boris - For pictures of my cat boris
Submission: The inbox opens every second weekend for as long as it takes to fill up. I will get through as many submissions as I can during that two week period before resetting the inbox for another round of submissions. Not every submission will be answered during the two week period as I cannot get to everything in time.
You can submit kitties by tagging me in posts or sending asks during submission period every second weekend. I will not always get around to tags as sometimes there is too many to get to or I have already evaluated the post. I prefer people tag me into a post over DMing, and will not evaluate a kitty sent in DMs. If you are unsure on how to tag me please refer to the FAQ.
Rules for submission: Please no real people or anthropomorphized cats. Anything that is too human is not up for evaluation (particularly evaluating real people). As long as it's clearly an animal I don't really care. Please do not tag me into more than 2-3 posts at a time. Please refer to the FAQ for more information on submissions.
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FAQ
Why hasn't my ask been answered? I get a lot of asks, and I can't answer everything during the two week period between submissions. Sometimes the ask may also contain a submission that cannot be posted, ie you submitted a real person, a cat in the harmful situation or with wounds. Similarly I cannot get to every text-based ask and many will go unanswered.
How do I submit my own kitty? The inbox opens biweekly on the weekend, make sure to check for when the next opening is in the blog bio! Outside of this period you can still send asks, anonymous or not, but adding photos is disabled.
How do you evaluate the kitties? The economy guides my hand, I merely see the truth of what is already there.
Are there asks you won't answer? I can't answer every ask and a lot get missed. The submissions only open every two weeks and I will get to as many submissions as I can during that timeframe, although not all submissions will make it. It's usually a luck of the draw, although I do tend to also avoid pictures with people's faces or submissions that mention cats who have died.
I tagged you into a post, but you never responded? I get a lot of tags, and often a lot of the same post. I will try to avoid responding to the same post multiple times (sometimes I forget!). Sometimes I just have so many tagged posts to get to I have to cut some out. I do see every tagged post though so you're post will still be seen, even if not answered.
What is the most valuable kitty ever? Our current estimates would put Intergalactic Shiro, now at an impressive 720000000000
What is your policy on AI images and videos? I do my best to avoid posting up any content generated by an AI model, only the finest and real kitties will do. However, if you do see me reblog a post that is AI then you can politely let me know. I can't always tell at a quick glance and posts will inevitably split through my filter.
What currency are the kitties evaluated in? They are all in Kitty Dollars. I have never heard of this "USD" or "Euro" stuff. None of it is real.
I want to tag you in a post, but I don't know how? To tag me into a post you will need to reblog the post and add the tag into the text field of the post (no the tags!). If you type @kittybroker you should see this blog appear in a dropdown menu. Select kittybroker and then reblogging the post. You can also tag me into the replies of posts by opening the notes, heading to the replies section and tagging me there with the same method.
Can I submit myself? Many before have attempted this perilous feat. Yet I remain strong. No real people will be evaluated!
Do you have a cat? I do, although I rarely post it out of both privacy concerns and the sheer number of other kitties sent in. The rare occasion I do however they will all be tagged. His name is Boris and he is around nine years old. He is very crazy.
That is all for now! Remember to stay crazy and kitty!
