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Nolan has done to Helen what Moffat and Gatiss did to Irene Adler.
When I see a video of a cat minding its own business with nothing else going on I unmute immediately cause I know that mf is about to make a funny noise
pushed over by ghosts! sad
Our age of strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is collapsing

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I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other
Our age of plastics is collapsing
Our age of information is collapsing! *remembers generative AI, nods to self* our age of information is collapsing.
Email someone about a book I’m considering writing: no reply
Email an open forum non-peer reviewed journal type thing to see if they’d be interested in an article I’m thinking about writing: no reply
Email an archive I’d like to work at: no reply
Email Etsy about their stupid automated system that can’t handle my documentation: reply is copy/paste of the directions on the page that can’t handle my documentation. No reply from an actual person.
Email anchor about thread colours: get an automatic email welcoming me to their customer mailing list so they can spam me with offers because apparently sending them an email inquiry automatically signs you up for that without any warning or opt-out. No reply from an actual person.
CDU Wahlversprechen: "Berlin wird pollerfrei".
Poller. Ihr wisst schon. Diese Pfosten im Straßenverkehr, dessen Hauptaufgabe es ist, die Leben von Menschen auf Gehwegen, Radwegen, oder in verkehrsberuhigten Zonen zu schützen. Damit z.B. Kinder in Wohnstraßen sicher existieren und spielen können, aber auch um öffentliche Plätze zu schützen und das Leben in Wohngebieten menschenfreundlich zu halten. Oft geht's sogar nur darum, dass LKWs nicht durch Wohnsiedlungen abkürzen sollen.
Vor nicht mal 10 Tagen ist jemand mit einem Auto in die Berliner Pride-Parade gefahren. Fußläufig von diesem Plakat. Hip-hip-hooray, alles für die Autos!
The pool is almost empty.
Leandro Erlich’s Swimming Pool creates the illusion of people standing underwater — but only a thin layer of real water sits above a transparent glass surface.
Below it, visitors walk through a dry chamber, while people above see them as if they are submerged.
The work turns a simple architectural element into a visual trick: Surface becomes depth, and the ordinary becomes impossible.
Artwork: Swimming Pool by Leandro Erlich Credit: leandroerlichofficial
Also Perseus has been making me feel like it’s 2006 again this last week bc it’s just be down so much.
Fuck the LLM bots that are crawling it constantly.

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I told my friend that tumblr would love her shirt, don't let me down guys
“our age of bronze is collapsing” is this beautiful random burst of monty python dialogue amidst the drudgery of nolan’s vision and i think it should win the first-ever oscar for best solitary line
[wringing my hands as i look out my window directly overlooking wall street, watching the sun rise on october 29, 1929] aw fuck it’s the great depression
my most Millennial trait is that i want big screen to think properly. to compose my thoughts. app exists for your thing but no website? bad bad bad not good for think, need big screen for think. i wrote this post on the small screen btw
"The fun thing for us for that end sequence was his costume -- what he would have left over from the ship. I don't really think you see it in the film but the trousers that he's wearing, they're cut from one of the flight suits. And we've done a belt buckle that's made of xenonite that Rocky would've made for him. And all of the sewing on it is a little bit - it's nowhere near as good as Jenny would normally do, so we had to purposely ask Jenny to do bad sewing at the top of his trousers, so it'd look like he would've done it.
And then our brilliant breakdown department, run by Tim Shanahan, they break everything down to look like it's 10, 20 years old. So his cardigan and the t-shirt's all faded. And even on the laces -- the laces in his chuck taylors -- because your laces always break after a certain period of time, so we found stuff that was on the ship, like elastics and stuff. There's a nice big close-up actually in the film, so you can see that they're not normal laces, they're like stuff that he would've got from the ship that he's made as make-shift laces."
Glyn Dillon, one of the costume designers on Project Hail Mary

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reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney
Musk is being sued for falsely suggesting a 22-year-old Jewish man was part of a neo-Nazi brawl.
Elon Musk was deposed in a recent lawsuit for falsely linking a 22-year-old Jewish man to a neo-Nazi brawl. Musk, who attempted to keep the
PLEASE read this
bankston is my HERO he’s tearing these people apart
damn
HE LEFT
????
oh my god
KILL HIM
he is DONE.
HELP ME .
wow. ok.
genuinely first two pages he says that he thinks ben’s lawyer is the one who is actually suing him and admits he has no clue what the lawsuit is about .
doing a reread now this is so cunty
goddamn .
fun fact: the Mr. Bankston here is Mark Bankston, the same lawyer who absolutely ruined Alex Jones during the Sandy Hook trial.
how in the fuck did the muskrat's attorney pass the bar
Mark Bankston is gonna make me fucking SWOON.
I don't think Mark can ever top "INDEED, MR. JONES, INDEED" and "AND THAT IS HOW I KNOW YOU LIED TO ME" from the first Sandy Hook trial in Texas (not to be confused with Chris Mattei, the attorney in the Connecticut trial), but this part
MR. SPIRO: Do you give these lectures at all of your depositions? MR. BANKSTON: I do, and you can watch them.
is ESPECIALLY hilarious to me having listened to multiple depositions Mark has had to take in the Sandy Hook case, where he has needed to lecture EVERY. SINGLE. ATTORNEY. at some point in the case about how they're violating Texas Rule XYZ, because they all, to a one, did something seriously ethically questionable during the deposition.
like, YOU CAN WATCH/LISTEN TO HIS DEPOS. HE DOES HAVE TO GIVE THOSE LECTURES EVERY TIME. IT'S NOT EVEN A JOKE.
If you want to listen to the deposition highlights in the Texas case with commentary from the world expert on Alex Jones, listen to the episodes of the podcast Knowledge Fight labelled ‘formulaic objections’ (I think there are about 16 in total). Highly recommend.
this video has been the last hinge holding me together for weeks now. I need to watch it once a day or I'll start disintegrating