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I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

What they don’t tell you about speaking multiple languages is that your brain does not in fact have a box labeled Spanish and another one labeled German. Instead it has a box labeled “Not English” and sometimes when you’re talking or writing in one of the languages you speak it will just start pulling random words from that box.

I just wrote down “Tengo eine Katze” and then put my head in my hands

Die Schweden waren wirklich on to something als sie sich entschieden haben nicht niveau sonder nivå zu schreiben

My blog isn't a safe space btw. It failed the last TÜV inspection due to lack of handrails and Notausgangschilder

fick jkr und fick die neue harry potter show, der einzige hp content der 2026 noch konsumiert wird ist harry podcast & die synchros

Gods i fucking hope so, i wanna see them live SO MUCH

Nur die Homosexualität kann uns jetzt noch retten.

very fond of the usamerican ideas of what their nation is known for which are completely incorrect. "apples! our true national fruit! and apple pie!" nobody associates apples with the united states. all of asia and europe has apples and i believe most of south america as well. everywhere that has apples also has some sort of cake/pie/pastry with apples in it. i cant stress enough just how much nobody in this world associates apples or apple pie with the united states of america. "universities! science!" look, man, the reason america has so many extremely prestige schools and science research centers is because it is an absurdly wealthy country. with like a completely insane gargantuan military budget--funneling a lot of money into research that is relevant to the military and weapons technology, and a lot of it is. and college fees are insane too. so like hey man if the university of garbaggio bumfuck slovakia had that kinda cash and resources i bet theyd discover a couple new elements. like whatever man. "sweets! snacks you can't buy anywhere else!" dont make me laugh. you and your crispy pop crunch crisps crunchy corn crisp pop crunch crunchy sweet crisp candied crispy pops

i will tell you right now what the united states of america is the land of. listen close. it is the land of crazy cults, and imperialism

racism, capitalism, and hamburger