The doctor turns off my life support. I keep breathing. My heart keeps beating. In distant room, a basketball deflates.
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The doctor turns off my life support. I keep breathing. My heart keeps beating. In distant room, a basketball deflates.

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Reblog if you would wait with him in the rain
He inside tho
He doesnt want to get wet
why is he floating, also
Maybe he has a medical condition, mind your business
date of origin: March 11th, 2015
friday 13 you know what that means
the killer
chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt

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i think the best genre of image is "creatures trapped in starbucks cups with receipts reading [cup of water (no water, no ice, creature)]"
little kids always latch onto the older cousin who is the most aloof to them they're like i am so sorry sweet old ladies who want to give me toys & candy but i do not give a fuck about you right now because i have GOT to go bother the unemployed 23 year old who wants to play call of duty in the dark in his room
on hold with the pest control company for work, and their hold message seriously just hit me with
"did you know there are a million ants for every human on earth? someone will be with you shortly"
i'm so afraid they're gonna connect me with my million ants
it's taking so long because they can only pick one of the million ants to take your call and all of them want a chance
you know that post that's like "if thinking naruto would be proud of you for brushing your teeth gets you to brush your teeth go for it" well today i texted my friends and asked them to pretend to be wizards sending me on a grand quest to eat lunch and buy hand soap and it worked so well i put a load of laundry in and did the dishes too so. i don't know what the lesson is here but maybe give that a try

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im kinda bored of this whole computers thing. i think tomorrow im gonna go outside and see if i find some kind of creature to look at
Deactivated.... Op did it boys
βaverage person eats 3 spiders a yearβ factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because iβm handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)
holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later
a puppy dog has hatched from a forlorn egg
oh shit for real? I must consult the oracle
oracle high off volcanic fumes: "trans allegory"
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who wants to play chess or checkers
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i eated them and left one crumb . fuck your whole life

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im the prettiest canary in this mine
what the fuck is that smell
so true beastie *we are laying in a field of dandelions and i am petting your massive snout* *you are 30 feet long and i love you*