Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 35
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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 35
Dr. Facilier (The Princess and the Frog)
Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist)
If you donβt vote for Dr. Facilier,,,

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the thing about fraud is that in real life it's basically never a leverage-robinhood situation or even an amoral-huckster-steals-from-corporation situation like the kind of people who do fraud are not good people and will very quickly stoop to crazy lows to protect themselves
tomorrow i have to give my daughterβs pikachu plushie gender-affirming surgery
(original tags: she literally had tears in her eyes while she explained that her pikachu had a boy tail shape. i was like hey she can still be a girl. all we know from her body shape is what her body is shaped like. maybe if we asked her she would say that she feels like sheβs really a girl. and my kid was like BUT POKEMON CANT TALK ππππ so i was like βok. pikachu. if you want to use he/him say βpikaβ. if you want to use she/her say βchuβ. and if you want smth else say βpikachuββ. and my daughter had her say βchuβ and i was like see there you go! now. she doesnβt HAVE to change her tail shape. she can totally be a girl with a rectangle tail. but if she would feel more comfortable with heart shape bc she prefers it, or so that people wonβt assume sheβs a boy, i can make that happen. so pikachu what do you think? do you want tail surgery? and pikachu agreed enthusiastically! so. plushie gender-affirming surgery first thing tomorrow i guess!)
her results look great, congrats pikachu! πβ‘οΈπ³οΈββ§οΈ
to have a parent like this
Today I stripped the sheets off my bed and threw them in the wash with my pillow, and due to unfortunate circumstances none of the above are dry AND I havenβt been able to wash the blanket Iβve been using and which needs a wash because it has got The Stink. So I redressed my bed with unfamiliar sheets from the closet, and an elaborate crochet blanket I rescued from the thrift at least two years ago because it is huge and gorgeous and I couldnβt find what was wrong with it, and with the open work it looks awesome atop the peacock throw:
And finally, FINALLY! having it spread out on the bed atop a dark contrasting color enabled me to see just what was so wrong that it was abandoned to the thrift:
That is so, so fixable. I can do that. Iβm not gonna right now, itβs gonna sit on my bed like this until the Executive Dysfunction Weasels determine the hands of the Mending Clock are in position for the deal or whatever.
I am happy to take some additional close-up shots of the individual motifs and work with you on visual stitch forensics, if you like
π oh that would be awesome if/when you've got the spoons for it
Ch8 and join to make ring.
Into ring, Ch5, (tc, ch2)x7, sl st into 3rd chain of ch5 to join [8 tc spokes]
Ch4 or chainless starting tc, (3tc into sp, tc into tc) around, 3tc into sp, sl st to join [32 tc]
Ch4 or chainless starting tc, tc in same st, tc in next 3 st, ch2, (2tc in 1 st, tc in each of next 3 st, ch2) around. Sl st to join top of 1st ch/tc. [8 repeats
Ch4 or chainless starting tc, tc in same st, tc in next st, ch1, 5tc in same st, sl st back through ch1 just made, tc, 2tc in last st before ch sp, ch2, (2tc in tc, tc, ch1, 5tc in 1 st, sl st back around ch1 just made, tc, 2tc in last st before ch sp, ch2) around, sl st to join [8 repeats]
***that was a weird row, hereβs a top view of one of those 5tc bobbles to show how you connect back to that ch1 behind the 5tc to force them to puff out
Ch4 or chainless starting tc, tc in same st, tc in next 2 st, tc into joining st behind the top of the 5tc bobble, tc in next 2 st, 2tc in last st before ch sp, ch2, (2tc in same st, tc into joining st behibd bobble, tc in next 2 st, 2 tc in last st before ch so, ch 2) around, join
Ch4 or chainless starting tc, tc in same st, tc, ch, 5tc bobble, join around ch1 behind, tc in next 3 st, ch, 5tc bobble, join around ch1 behind, tc, 2tc in last st before ch so, ch2, (2tc in same st, tc, ch1, bobble, join, 3tc, ch1, bobble, join, tc, 2tc in same st, ch2) around, join.
Ch4 or chainless starting tc, tc in same st, 2tc, tc in bobblejoin st, 3tc, tc in bobblejoin st, 2tc, 2tc in last st before ch so, ch2, (2tc in same st, 2tc, tc in bobblejoin, 3tc, tc in bobblejoin, 2tc, 2tc in last st before ch sp, ch2) around, join.
Ch4 or chainless starting tc, tc in same st, tc, ch1, 5tc bobble, join, 3tc, ch1, 5tc bobble, join, 3tc, ch1, 5tc bobble, join, tc, 2tc in last st before ch sp, ch 2, (2 tc in same st, tc, ch1, 5tc bobble, join, 3tc, ch1, 5tc bobble, join, 3tc, ch1, 5tc bobble, join, tc, 2tc in last ch before ch sp, ch2) around, join.
Ch4 or chainless starting tc, tc in same st, 2tc, tc in bobblejoin, 3tc, tc in bobblejoin, 3tc, tc in bobblejoin, 2tc, 2tc in last st before ch sp, ch2, (2tc in same st, 2tc, tc into bobblejoin, 3tc, tc in bobblejoin, 3tc, tc in bobblejoin, 2tc, 2tc in last st before ch sp, ch2) around, join
Thatβs the most of it. I need to stare at the triangle bits to sort out how they attach and how many stitches and such, but I am Le Tired
This bitch
A) remind me and I will look at it, whilst better rested and under better light
2) I write all the above straight to post without double checking or edits. If my abbreviations donβt make sense lmk. If I have egregious typos lmk. If anybuggy does a test make by following these instruction, I would dearly like to see it!
Spoon) π₯
thank you so much for doing all that investigative work and writing it out! and especially for the note on the sl st behind the bobbles, that's always something i miss somehow
this is what i got by following it as you wrote- i did use US dc for the main body since they seem to match the height in the photos a little more, but kept the US tc for the bobbles to make them puff out more
going by the photos, it almost looks like they attached entirely new strands of yarn for the triangles/lacy bits, but that didn't seem right based on how fiddly it would be (especially for a blanket) or based on how it's coming apart, so instead i tried doubling back with chains, tc, and sc to create it
so for mine the last round was:
ch 3 or chainless starting dc, dc 1 in same sp, dc 13, 2dc in last st before ch sp, ch 2, (2dc in same st, dc 2, place marker, [dc 5, place marker] x 2, ch 4, turn, tc 1 in 2nd marked/center st, ch 8, tc 1 in same st as previous tc, ch 4, sl st to 1st marked st, ch 1, turn, sc 1 in top of same st as sl st, sc 4 in ch4 sp, sk tc, [sc 5, ch 3, sc 5] in ch8 sp, sk tc, sc 4 in ch4 sp, sc 1 in last marked st, dc 1, 2dc in last st before ch sp, ch 2, 2dc in same st, dc 13, 2dc in last st before ch sp, ch 2) around
(separated out for readability since that was a block of text)
i'm not entirely sure about the chain or sc counts, especially the chain 3 between the sc 5s, but it seems to give a similar fullness and roundedness to them
I have got to come back and read this in full and do a test crochet with my bit and your bit to see how it goes, but seeing this way that you followed up my post with your addition that is very yes, and basically has me feeling the need to not go on with the rest of my evening until I say that right now I am feeling just so, so drift compatible
Thank u so much for this tag. I enjoy so much looking at fibercrafts and working out how to do it myself you wouldnβt download a blanket wouldnβt I bitch watch me and I forget this is not what most people do
You can do it
You can be people who create also, the magic is inside you
If your magic requires permission for activation purposes, I provide that now. Proof! It is I, your fairy craftmother, activating in you the ability to go fuck around with stuff and learn from all the things that go wrong, and keep trying things, and watch other people make things and ask them questions sometimes too, so that you can learn from their shit, and just.
Be a people who creates
Today I learned that in US states such as Alabama companies can "rent" prison inmates and they'll work chained to their workstations. Only the US can get away with literal slavery and zero condemnation from the "rules based world order" for it
u/arcosim
Alabama profits off prisoners who work at McDonaldβs but deems them too dangerous for parole

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doomscrolling tiktok together and I turn to you and ask, "why doesn't your algorithm recommend any videos with Black people?"
doomscrolling tumblr and I turn to you and ask, "why don't you reblog anti-racism when it makes you feel uncomfortable?"
they met during the leviathan fight
they met during the leviathan fight
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Putting dividers in bus benches can make waiting for a bus physically painful for larger people. Removing places to sit by adding spikes to them makes public spaces less accessible for everyone.
Yet despite all that, the primary focus of these things is animus towards unhoused people.
This post is about transmisogyny.

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I wish people were as scared of getting into a car accident as they are of being true crime'd. Maybe then they wouldn't be on their phones while driving.
True crime girlies will be like "wtf I would never go for a walk at night, what if the hash slinging slasher gets me" and then use their knees to merge with no turn signal in front of a semi while applying makeup with both hands
i genuinely don't think there's much, if anything, hotter than someone clearly having a blast doing something they're really good at. doesn't really matter what it is. the combo of competence and joy is absolutely lethal to me
Weapon Idea: brass knuckles but they go on your feet
so disappointed the only term for the metatarsophalangeal joint is the toe knuckle. we need a better one so i don't call these "toe knuckle dusters"
it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol
yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then
it only happens with the simpsons
this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.
it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?
Dragon's right, if you remove all the Simpsons characters from Death Note it hardly changes anything

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I know it's because they censor anything with "sex" in it but some of the facebook repost censorings really crack me up
#Faggot#Surely
The censored word is "asexual".