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Unoriginal sin. Derivative sin

Cos

Spread the kobolds spores

For clarity, when I said "don't push yourself", I didn't mean "don't ever test your physical and emotional limits"; I just meant maybe the Costco parking lot is not the place to conduct that particular experiment.

You think I'm just memeing here, but the Costco parking lot is in fact the perfect place to meet people who feel strongly that the only way to prove their manhood is to attempt to do The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift moves with a shopping cart containing two hundred kilos of Diet Coke.

I saw a fucking bonkers real estate listing once where the shower in the master bathroom was at the top of a flight of stairs and had a window that overlooked the living room. That was so haunting and so surreal, Imagine the orgies occurring in that place in the 1970s. Cuck shower panopticon? Cleaning that place would have been hell on earth.

things could always be worse, I could be from Connecticut

“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles

you are doing some sort of riddler shit to me.

[image description: a drawing of Killian and Carey on a couch. Killian is muscular orc with green skin and long black hair that’s shaved on the sides. Carey is a blue-skinned dragonborn. Carey is stretched across Killian’s lap on her back, half-hanging off the couch, head first. Her eyes are closed and she has a huge smile on her face. One of her socked feet is pressed against Killian’s cheek. Killian has one eye closed and a small smile on her face.]

men be like “apparently hating women makes u a misogynist 😂😂”

I want what they have

Queer joy detected!

I keep looking at the mug expecting a forcefem joke to appear there

theres too many pokemon games where you play as a kid whos full of life and full of potential. there needs to be a pokemon game where you play as a college dropout who lives in a shitty apartment

your starter pokemon are trubbish, rattata and glameow. which symbolise the trash you keep forgetting to take out, the rats living in your walls and the stray cat you keep trying to befriend but it keeps hissing at you.

you guys dont get it its not supposed to be dark and edgy its supposed to be living in a mundane setting and slowly rediscovering the wonder in the world by going on a journey with a magical trash bag that is your friend, its about love and recovery and coping with the stress of your adult life with your friend who is made of sentient garbage

Wasn’t this Detective Pikachu the film?