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sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough

i think i should be allowed to scuttle. i don't like that it's an action not truly afforded to mankind.

back when taco bell was sub 2 $ for some bullshit and everyone loved bangarang by skrillex... the spring of 2011

How 'bout that?

Carefully explaining to my elite catgirl infantry for the fifteenth time that polearm unit tactics only work if everyone in the unit is wielding the same polearm. One of them showed up with a Bohemian ear-spoon. Where did she even get that.

This is how you get 256 catgirls with one hand each on a single 100 meter long sarissa

"grab life by the balls" "life's a bitch" okay yeah, clearly life is TMA and we must cling to her

Best I can tell, there's this idea that, idk, either the people who make health guidelines have deeply unusual juice drinking habits or they don't trust the general public to distinguish between actual fruit juice and like, Hawaiian Punch? The usual claim if you dig is about "added sugars". Also that it's not a substitute for whole fruits and vegetables, because it doesn't have fiber, which is mostly true but doesn't mean juice is like, bad.

do not listen to your friends...listen to the seductive voice of hte vegetable