whats the best rejection hotline for text for someone i see every day?
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whats the best rejection hotline for text for someone i see every day?

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Shoutout to me for awkwardness
so my friend got a concussion bc someone threw a water bottle at her head and so I got called into the principal's office bc I was one of like 2 people who were there but I was reading a book and so...
Principal: Did you see who threw the water bottle?
Me: No, I was reading a book.
Principal: Weren't you right next to her? She said that she yelled when it hit her.
Me: Yeah, but I didn't notice bc I was reading a book.
Principal: But she yelled. Wasn't it loud?
Me: I don't know I just thought she fell or something.
Principal:
Me:
Principal:
Me: I was reading... a book.
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Helene: Let me see what you have
Dolokhov: A KNIFE!
Helene: NO !!!
Pierre, in the background: Ohmygod why does he have a knife

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the revolutionary set as things my maths teachers have said to me
Hamilton: i am going to assume that even i can make mistakes, i have to assume because it hasn’t happened yet
Lafayette: so obviously you would need 278 baguettes. hmm that’s a lot of bread.yum.
Mulligan: you need to understand this. or you will be crushed.
Laurens: yes. turtles.
Needed to practice the new program, so I decided to rip-off Shakespeare and imagine what it might have been like for the Marquis de Lafayette to learn English from fellow aides John Laurens and Alexander Hamilton.
For those who don’t get the joke, “foot” has a similar pronunciation to “foutre”, which is French for “fuck”.
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sonya: you know my motto, chos before hoes. "chos" would be chores.

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me: *spends the whole day in my room watching bootlegs*
my parents: what the fuck have you been doing in your room all day?
me: