pacific ghost highway

this is a faggot blog for dykes & fags & trannies. if youre a terf or radfem don't touch my posts and don't fucking follow me.

😂🫱 is my favorite combination of emojis. it’s meant to be mean btw it’s a meanies combo

yeah hi can i get the meanies combo? with a large coke. yeah that’ll be all. second window you said? ok thank you

doctor just prescribed me music really loud

this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler

not really sure how to get her out though

for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i'm trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she's actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her

I got drunk and I just want y’all to know. It is NEVER okay to like someone. Like Romantically

i’m doing really well for someone who goes through the five stages of grief every day