Iscariot

the joy of working with middle school aged children is that, regardless of how long you've been doing it, they will always find novel ways to annoy and confuse you, which is okay because that's the natural state of the middle school aged child. anyway suffice it to say that for the past three weeks of school my 6th grade class has been greeting me at my door by lining up outside of it, playing the national anthem, and saluting me as i walk in.

is this post real. can other people see this. this feels like a fever dream made reality

Do you guys remember when everything was awesome

Everything will be awesome again one day.

*flies past*

SPACESHIP?!?!

⨅ᔑ∴⊣ ╎ ᓭ∴ᒷᔑ∷ ╎ ∷ᒷᓵ𝙹⊣リ╎⨅ᒷ ℸ ̣⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ⎓ꖎ||╎リ⊣ 𝙹ʖ⋮ᒷᓵℸ ̣…

I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

Middle aged women who aren’t very well versed in social media post with a sort of instinctive savant hilariousness that reminds me of the poetry of children who haven’t learned what good poetry sounds like yet

People don’t even want to say le sigh anymore. le sigh

#but I am more le tired than ever

can you put that thing on a fucking leash *pointing angrily at a butterfly with beautiful iridescent wings thats not flying anywhere near you*

They're doing nothing to me #controlgroup

They're probably doing nothing to me #placebogroup

they're doing something to me #groupsex

happy almost valentines day this is a reminder that singles, aromantics, and asexuals are valid and that a lack of romantic or sexual interest does not devalue you as a person

Every almost Valentine’s Day this post keeps getting notes and I’m just super glad that this message is spreading farther. Have a good Valentine’s Day, you’re valid even if you don’t experience sexual or romantic attraction and even if you don’t have a partner.

This post is making rounds again and I’m still really glad that people agree with the core message but I’m also including those who are in queer platonic relationships now. Valentine’s Day is about love period, not any specific kind of love, and no form of love is “more pure” than any other. You are still valid if you are in a QPR, and being in one doesn’t make you “less aroace” than anyone else and a QPR is not any lesser than a romantic relationship.

Dat's right boss. Now just tell us what ya need and we'll get it done boss.

who needs ta sleep with da fishes boss

sorry bawss, I was too busy searchin up da anime girls boss. real pretty.

Forget dem anime goils. Dere only temporary. But da boss is forever. Right boss?

Da boss got turned into a butterfly!!

Wadda bea-utiful transformation, boss. goes to show youse gotta preciate the lil things in life

ay boss congrats on da metamoiphosis

This is the kind of tweet that white nationalists will QRT telling Elmo to kill himself