june!!!

Important reminder

This reminds me of the fact that "Ancient Egypt" goes back so many thousands of years, that the most recent "Ancient Egyptians" were already studying (even more) Ancient Egypt.

Not even the most recent ones. It was an Egyptian prince from the 13th century BCE studying and restoring artifacts from the 26th century BCE.

For context, the last Pharaoh, Cleopatra VII, lived in the 1st century BCE. Prince Khaemweset, known as "the first egyptologist", was as ancient to her as the pyramids and tombs he was studying were ancient to him.

I remember having me mind completely blown when I learned that the "New Kingdom" was pre-Bronze Age Collapse.

This has totally be mentioned in another fork of this post, but it reminds me quite a bit of Ennigaldi-Nanna's museum, a museum in Ur, c. 530 BC, which housed mesopotamian artifacts dating back in some cases to the 20th century BC

Americans expect everyone they've bombed to smithereens and genocided beyond recognition to leave it as water under the bridge and be grateful to share the earth with them, just like all the countries they've muzzled and domesticated

playground insults in 2030: dude your dad looks like ai generated gay porn

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

its pride month, tumblr. you know what that means

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

happy first day of pride everyone

4. uno

i don't have it i got the oldest xbox known to man

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

I wonder if people in the fallout universe are still using 200 year old tampons or if some crazy chemist named fuckass atomic Becky or whatever has figured out how to mass manufacture them

The important thing about continents is first that the idea was invented with Europe in mind and second that it does not work for Europe