come on and slamlet and welcome to the hamlet

fuck this. im gonna drive my chevy to the levee

by talos this cant be happening

well at least them good old boys are staying sober

what the fuck

I love your agreeable and amenable and flexible nature and how none of your wants and needs ever get priority and how nobody even knows what they are to begin with and how you never start or engage in conflicts and never express even mildly unsavory opinions and get along with everyone from every conceivable group, that’s so trustworthy. hey quick question. do you happen to have an enormous pressurized reservoir of rage and resentment you feel like you can’t ever analyze or express because that would break the rules for the kind of person you are and if so, do you think a lifetime of squashing it down might ever backfire?

it's crazy how once you notice how literally everything centres men all the time you will never be able to enjoy anything properly ever again

I guess Fred and Shaggy got married in the 1980s because in the episode “Happy Birthday, Scooby-Doo” of the New Scooby-Doo Mysteries the TV announcer introduces Fred as Fred Rogers instead of Fred Jones

filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.