niltia

so much of being an ok person is just 1) not panicking, 2) not taking things personally, and 3) not letting the vindictive gargoyle that lives in your head tell you what to do. this sucks because brains love doing those things

that’s just my nightstand knife don’t worry

I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, “If I dids it, I dids it. If I didsn’t, I didsn’t.” There was a third line, but I forgot what it was.

HOW DID YOU KNOW THEY WERE CAT MEMES IN MY DREAM

THAT’S IT, THAT’S THE MEME FROM MY DREAM

World Heritage Post

in a way i am my own dead wife

leaving this on someones parked car after i ram into it

i imagine being medicated would feel good as fuck. unfortunately i have to rawdog whatever's wrong with me