For the next Zero novel you can give Anson the superpower to shout all existing pronouns—his/her/their/its/xyr/xit/hir/zir/eir/taer/cer/ver/per/pers/nem/nir/tem/ter/xem/xemyr/zher/seir/teyr/yir/nyr/vyr/thon/cos/vis/hu/hums—into the sky and rally all modern day hitmen/hitwomen/hitthem people for a final boss fight against injustice while Jack is dressed in drag by his side for the best queer representation possible for 2026 and the story has to happen in 2026 as in 20 years have passed since the sane days for Anson and Jack and now they've been recruited into proper education for how queer men must live and they've forgotten their filthy excuse for a romance, albeit beautiful as it may have been, in 2006 so they can be proper members of the MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+ community. You may even make them poly so they can have polygamous situationships with gay transgender hitpeople as this is the proper way to have a relationship in 2026. Make sure they also DON'T love each other no more and while rallying Jack spots hot men in the crowd and says "They can invade my rallying muscle any day" and you must make sure that both Anson and Jack forget all about kindness, sympathy, even Jill and grief, because proper MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+ members must have only two values:
Being politically correct
Killing anyone that isn't
...are you okay? is this a cry for help? is there someone we can call?













