Is that Freddy fazbear and Jack septiceye in the background but with an upside down pear head?

Gets stuck in the past and makes a random village get way smarter and less violent in a generational sense because I keep smacking people over the head with a stick and telling them that it’s the devil’s metal whenever they try to use lead for something in my presence and there develops a very niche regionalized superstition that an angry warlock will jump out of a tree and beat the shit out of you if you touch lead with your bare hands

Gets excommunicated by the Catholic Church for telling people that they can banish the devil from their water if they boil it therefore saving hundreds of people from a cholera outbreak but I don’t care and keep trying to convince the locals to use soap more often

Love this so much more than the posts where people think people in the past would shit in terror because they ate a sour gummy bear

i wonder how many people replied with some variation of "i'd cum"

I wish boobs were detachable. Because sometimes I want to look like a genderless being, other times the outfit needs boobs.

I feel like this every fucking day

i'd just use them as improv boxing gloves.

Been getting into ceramics lately

How do they taste man

It hasn’t even been five minutes. Why do so many of you think I’m eating it. It hasn’t even been five minutes.

Yeah yeah whatever how do they taste man

Not so good.

it’s important to always go out of your way to be nice to trans girls.

Next character that's gonna transition in canon is Luigi from Mario btw. and we're not stopping there