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the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap

mix NyQuil and DayQuil to create Quil

what does Quil do

All the time all the time

Even crazier, this is at least the third time he's done this. He used to make Owl House and SvtFoE comics as well, and was the lifeblood of those communities back in the day. Moringmark is just plain awesome like that.

had a terrifying dream Mall Halsey and her mother tried to kidnap me and steal my shit

That’s where god sits

you know those meteorites that used to hit schools full of children that couldn’t leave? that’s where the guy who threw them sat

Named the new stray cat outside Footwater because he likes to stand in the birdbath and drink his own foot water.

How did it get up there

It’s difficult to tell - typically light fixtures are installed using some combination of screws and brackets to affix them to the wall, but in this case the actual point of connection is obscured by a cat.

We all got that one mutual that be going through the most treacherous situations a person could endure and then posting a few minutes later about why such and such should get fucked through a concrete wall.

aint it crazy how everyone is famous nowadays and yet I dont know who anyone is. there are countless people that will have more followers on instagram than the population of Sacramento and no one I know irl has ever heard of them