Really Gay for Space

“These are my red flags for women:

If she stabs me more than twice.

If she has a concerning amount of ex-husbands who died on their honeymoon, like... [a brief pause for thought] Like four or more.

If Gozer the Gozerian asks me to choose the form of the destructor and then one of my childhood crushes walks through New York City at 300 feet tall, uh, and steps on a church... [takes a breath and pauses for a second] I mean, it’s not the height! It’s not the height. I like a climb. But, like. [another breath] She stepped on a church. Or any building, really, ‘cause. [deep breath followed by a brief pause] Legally they’re not supposed to be able to ask you about that on like your homeowner’s association application, but- but they’ll ask. They’ll look it up.

Songs to Ornament Time - Submitted by SeesawSiya

and then they hang out together in the sad-nest because she doesn’t actually wanna be alone

and she says that she finally feels better and that it’s because steven didn’t try to make her feel better, but instead just let her be how she needed to be and help her feel like it was okay to be sad and that she didn’t need to hide how she was feeling

*beams old woman Ammy*