Dignity. Always Dignity.

Ilya takes fate into his own hands to normalize gay hockey. Thus begins his part-time side hustle as community organizer, mastermind, and Commander-in-Chief of the Gay Hockey Army.

If you’ve ever read a crack fic and thought “needs more discussion of logistics,” or “there aren’t enough people for me to keep track of,” or “I wish someone would form a violent rebel militia right now,” this is probably for you.

1. Fist: Make a fist around the epi-pen, don’t place your thumb/fingers over either end

2. Flick the blue cap off

3. Fire. Press down into the outer thigh (the big muscle in there), hold for 10 seconds before removing (the orange cap will cover the needle). Bare skin is best but the epi-pen will go through clothing. Avoid pockets and seams. 

It doesn’t hurt much at all to use this needle. The first time I used mine, I didn’t even feel it. But be sure to stab it IN THE OUTER THIGH. Do not stick it anywhere else or you could seriously hurt or kill someone. Just right to the outside of the thigh and then call the ambulance - even if your friend starts doing better, they could have a biphasic reaction, meaning a reaction that comes back (or they may need a second dose, be on the look out). If your friend has an epipen, then they have an epipen trainer that doesn’t have a needle and you can try it out just to be sure you know how to use the real thing if you have to. I’d also advise holding it a few more seconds then 10, maybe go for 14 just to be sure all the medicine is administered and that you didn’t count too fast - that’s what I did.

Here’s a graphic of where to stick it:

@wraith-host @friarpants So there's this collection of archeological dig sites in Brazil colloquially collectively known as Pedra Furada. Sometime in the mid 2010's I think (the earliest articles I can find about it are from like 2014-2015), excavations in the Pedra Furada dig sites started turning up clearly artificially made stone flakes resembling early stone age tools

Except that the earliest of these flakes were dated to around 48000 years ago.

This contradicts current scientific consensus that the earliest documented human presence in the american continent corresponds with the Clovis culture, around 14000 to 12000 years ago.

These stone flakes seemed to suggest that human beings had arrived into this continent tens of thousands of years earlier than initially thought, seemingly providing support to several fringe theories that hold that human occupation of the american continent largely predates the Clovis culture.

Until capuchin monkeys in the Serra da Capivara National Park (which overlaps with the Pedra Furada sites) were observed producing similar stone flakes, and not even for deliberate usage as tools.

Turns out capuchin monkeys use rocks to crack open nuts, and sometimes even just smash rocks so that they can lick up the dust residue they leave after they break (for some reason?). And when they do this, the rocks occasionally break into flakes that are virtually indistinguishable in shape from stone-age human tools.

I don't think any of it is ok. The public street pictures help identify their neighbourhood - where they are staying, which gym they go to and lead to increasingly intrusive, dangerous and disturbing stalking like Connor being touched without consent and followed to his private residence or Hudson being photographed inside the private gym clearly without his knowledge or consent.

If you call yourself a fan of either or both of them, please don't spread these non-consensual photos and videos and call out the stalkers instead of encouraging their behaviour.

They will be working in Toronto for months, and the situation is already spiralling badly with stalkers reportedly flying in to harass them. They will be forced into lockdown, it will impact their mental health being hunted for pics, and it will burden the production to have to increase security.

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"This show is problematic because the hero didn't kill the villain at the end": When does he steal the bread?

"These two characters who were close friends throughout the series don't kiss at the end! What the fuck?": When does he steal the bread?