tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

#if you’re wondering if this is for you #it’s probably for you

If I have ever messaged you or messaged me and never heard from me again, I still consider us friends. I just suck

God just really didnt want me to experience romance huh

@jasminetheloser

anime is a series of childrens’ novels about a bunch of kids who meet aliens and get the ability to turn into animals.

No, you’re thinking of Animorphs. Anime is a classic musical/movie about a young orphan who charms a rich man into adopting her.

No, you’re thinking of Annie. Anime is a series of 26 letters used to form words and phrases, commonly knows as the ‘ABCs’

you’re thinking of the alphabet. anime is when a blood vessel in your brain weakens and balloons with blood

no thats an aneurysm. anime is when you draw a bunch of still images and sequence them together to create an illusion of moving pictures

no that’s what’s called an “animation”. Anime is another term for being that is not from this world. Lime an ET or a Martian.

No you’re thinking about aliens. Anime is a organism that feeds on organic matter, and is one of the five groups of living organisms.

No you’re thinking about animals. Anime is a small insect, often black or brown. Usually found plaguing picnics

No you’re thinking about ants. Anime is a red fruit that grows on trees and is used to make juice and pies.

I´m p sure those are apples,Anime is when a group of people come together to make music using only their voices

I think you mean a capella. Anime is a health condition characterised by low numbers of red cells in the blood.

You’re thinking of anemia. Anime is a spice with a licorice flavor.

I believe you’re thinking of anise. Anime is a state of social fragmentation characterized by a lack of moral alignment between the individual and the community.

No,you’re thinking of Anarchy. Anime is a business professional who deals with the measurement and management of risk and uncertainty.

I think you’re thinking of an actuary. Anime is a cartoon about three wacky siblings living in a water tower and causing trouble on the Warner Bros. movie lot.

No, that’s Animaniacs. Anime is a material composed of antiparticles, which have the same mass as particles of ordinary matter, but opposite charges, lepton numbers, and baryon numbers.

No, you’re thinking of antimatter. Anime is a feeling of worry, nervousness, or unease, typically about an imminent event or something with an uncertain outcome.

Nah, you’re thinking of anxiety. Anime is the one character in a tv or show that tries to foil the main guy’s plans

No, you’re thinking of antagonist. Anime is the repetition of a word at beginning of successive phrases for emphasis.

 No, you’re thinking of anaphora. Anime is the relative that Peter Parker lives with. 

No, you’re thinking of Aunt May. Anime is an organized military force equipped for fighting on land.

no you’re thinking of army. anime is a boa snake native to south America.

No, you’re thinking of anaconda. Anime is the hit 2004 comedy starring Will Ferrell

No, you’re thinking of Anchorman. Anime is a marine animal with a cylindrical body and a ring of tentacles around its mouth that clownfish often make their home in.

No you’re thinking of an anemone. Anime is a large lizard found in the southern part of the US, not to be confused with a crocodile

That’s an aligator, anime is an unfinished animation project. It’s usually for storyboarding, unconplete, and monochrome.

No, you’re thinking of an Animatic. Anime is a fossil, especially one of a later type found chiefly in the Jurassic and Cretaceous periods, typically with intricately frilled suture lines.

Nuh-uh, you’re thinking of ammonite. Anime is the date of an occasion that happened the previous year. People may celebrate it annually.

No, you’re thinking of anniversary, anime is a condition in which the shape and size of the ocular image differ in each eye.

No you’re thinking of Aniseikonia. Anime is the fear of spiders and scorpions.

No, you’re thinking of Arachnophobia. Anime is the main character of the Prequel Trilogy of Star Wars, who later becomes Darth Vader.

No, you’re thinking of Anikin. Anime is the slow degeneration of organic cells, generally due to underuse.

No, you’re thinking of Atrophy, Anime is one of the stages of cell division, specifically the phase where paired up chromosomes begin to split away from eachother to the opposite poles of the spindle

No, you’re thinking of anaphase. Anime is the ordering of several items on a list in order of the appearance of their first letter in the alphabet.

No, you’re thinking of alphabetical. Anime is the famous word Severus Snape uses when he tells Dumbledore he still loves Lily.

No, you’re thinking of the word “always”. Anime is the study of the movements and relative positions of celestial bodies interpreted as having an influence on human affairs and the natural world.

No, you’re thinking of astrology. Anime is when multiple words in succession start with the same vowel sound.

No, you’re thinking of alliteration. Anime is a person who tries to transmute metals into gold. 

No, you’re thinking of an alchemist. Anime is the 51st element in the periodic table, represented by the symbol Sb.

No, no, that’s antimony. Anime is a kind of bug with eight legs and no wings.

No, you’re thinking of an Arachnid.  Anime is a word made by scrambling the letters of another word. 

No, you’re thinking of anagram. Anime is a member of a Germanic people that invaded England along with the Saxons and Jutes in the fifth century A.D. and merged with them to form the Anglo-Saxon peoples.

No, you’re thinking of Angle. Anime is another word to describe strong hostility.

Nah that’s anger, anime is when you attribute human characteristics to non-human entities like animals or objects

No that’s anthropomorphism, anime is the act of skillfully shooting using a bow and arrow

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

^absolutely

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

yesyesyesyes

7. We know we can’t dance. We know. Some are still deeply in denial, and others just find their own terribleness hilarious, or others’ terribleness endearing, but we know.

me: oh damn she cute, imma follow her and never talk to her.

This is just awful, I’ve been a fan of Will’s work for years, I can’t believe this!

did you guys see his face though????? dude looks like wolverine. i never woulda thought :/

I coined the phrase so I get to say it how I want. That’s how language works.

what am i looking for

Fools got a giant ass molar hanging from the neck

That’s not it

this literally drained the life from my body

@adjit

Oh ma god

@explainingthejoke help?

ohhhh my god

haha this is gold

im hyperventilating

So my boyfriend came out as trans last night and I realized something… back when we first started dating we identified as lesbians, then I came out as trans and consequently realized I’m bisexual, and now I’m in a gay relationship. So what I’m trying to say is that I have actually been LGBT as a singular person. Every single acronym. I have ascended and reached gay nirvana

he IS the lgbt