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A juvenile bug isn't called a larva until it reaches the surface. While it's still underground it's called a margma

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

hey can everyone do me a favor and put in the tags why they chose their name? even if you don't go by a chosen name irl, you can put why you chose your online name.

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

This is one of those posts where at first I thought it was funny but then I realize I don't know what it means. Aren't "the movies that people watch in movies" usually just real movies?

no not typically, in much the same way that the TV news people watch in movies is not real TV news, unless it's a specific plot point that it is.

often movies in movies exist entirely to communicate something about the world or characters or to deliver a joke—at the extreme end of this consider Bojack Horseman sight gags where the entire movie is a joke about the title, and then extrapolate one of those “wouldn’t it be goofy if someone made this” jokes into a full-length real world film. though this is maybe overstating the case

if wicked songwriter wrote a baru cormorant musical it'd be like "i'll show them who they can't debase. no, i'll hide my mask behind my face! the empire will seeeee -- that i'm their prodigy!". if hadestown songwriter wrote a baru cormorant musical i'd be like 'the noose that binds the traitor man / it makes sure he won't lie again! / but the NOOSE that binds the CORMORANT / it STRANGLES him with what he wants / and that, my brother, that's much worse". if falsettos songwriter wrote a baru cormorant musical it'd be like "My father's a homo."

get your horns out, humanmoder

cumpire (baseball official but for cum)

[gloppily] yer out

imagining a scene where the other members of the circus timidly approach kinger about a potential sex update because conjuring can only go so far only for kinger to be like, "look, i'll be honest. i can give you guys an erogenous zone no problem but i only have so many polygons to work with. coding actual sex is a lot of work. can't you guys just do weird kink things instead."