Don't forget

pro tip “he freed his erection” is the most useful phrase in any smut writer’s arsenal because it means never having to figure out a dude’s pants situation. how did he do it? were there zippers? buttons? some kind of bizarre lacing situation? maybe he cut off his pants with scissors. maybe it was a wizard. maybe it busted out like the hulk busts out of his shirts. no one knows. no one cares. his dick is out now and that is all that matters. thank you helpful dick wizard.

happy ten year anniversary to the dick wizard

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

actually the way society hates both perverts and asexuals is kinda funny. Real "Anyone who thinks about sex more than I do is a porn-addicted degenerate and anyone who thinks about sex less than I do is a loser weirdo or a puritan" energy

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

I’m not gonna lie very little has been going according to keikaku these days

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

touches U in a very weird but non sexual way

How would history change if John f Kennedy was killed by registeel

well first off, pokemon would be real

Only registeel would be real in this hypothetical