Don't forget

(walking down a street and not stepping in any needles, glass, rotten food, loose bags or bottles of piss) this whole damn place has gone to shit

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

mads mikkelsen and robert pattinson need to do a movie together just because the promo interviews would be chaos personified

man you know female characters can have important platonic relationships and care about people without being a mom or sister or wine aunt right

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

Me: i support the fetishistic nature of this content but NOT the mischaracterization

I'm going to Badwill. The evil thrift store.

salvation army

*lights a cigar with a match and leans back in my plush leather chair, looking out through the blinds at the city. my fuckin city.*