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Clover’s Guide to Getting Kicked Out of Savior Grace’s Class For Very Smart Pebbles in 6 Easy Steps

(You might remember Clover as the twin of the student who writes Grace a heartfelt thank-you note a few years down the line, or as one of the pebbles who were picking on @sharkfiinn’s Prism. Oh, Clover. She… does not have good judgment.)

When they meyowl pathetically for more food, it's not because they're trying to "trick" you into feeding them again. They just want to be fed, and they're smart enough to notice the correlation between certain sounds they make and the responses they get from you.

They've figured out that if they want to communicate to you that they want more food, if they make those pathetic sounds, you're more likely to behave as if you've understood what they're trying to communicate.

When your cat waits for you to look away then yoinks food off of your plate, it's not because they love crime. It's because they're social colony creatures who instinctively share food with each other and they don't understand why you're not sharing the best foods with them.

Your cats are very intelligent, social creatures who see you as their Very Strange sibling.

They've learned how to make intricate sounds just to communicate with their humans. When the sounds they make elicit the responses they want, they learn that those sounds are the most effective way to communicate their desires.

Yeah for sure, like sometimes its fun to think about them giving each other school lessons on how their species procreates, but what if they just, don't talk about it besides "humans have penetrative sex" "eridians lay eggs", they go in blind into everything and it results in constantly confusing each other with dirty talk and stuff

Grace is fucking into Rocky and keeps saying "im going to fill you up, i'll put a baby in you" and Rocky is like ???????

And then Rocky is jacking Grace off and humming sexy eridian sex songs and Grace just makes him stop and says "why are you making microwave noises" and Rocky is so offended because the songs are supposed to resonate in your body and make you feel good

They constantly have to stop in the middle of sex to go on a 2 hour ramble about either species's sex culture, and you would think it kills the vibe, but they both get even more bricked up by it