my name is taako, and you work for me now.

yo bro lets just dillydally later when ur free

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

I’m gonna propose “I guess you haven’t read the silmarillion then :/” as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if it’s not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion

XKCD and Tumblr once again providing weapons I cannot use

This is an absolutely FASCINATING cultural snapshot.

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

instead of “this person made good art so they can’t be a bad person” try looking at it like this: “this person made art so they can’t be a good person”

if spongebob were an adult cartoon there’d be an episode with a detailed shot of a withered penis coughing weakly because it got jerked off for too long or something

People keep talking about investing in this banger but I think the uncertain language of “or something” left it dead on arrival. Next time I will state with utter confidence that I think SpongeBob will jack off until his penis shrivels up and crumbles into dust

the awe on her little face, she just realized there is hope

Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year

Mitch McConnell will die two weeks from today (8/31/23)

there is no need to charge or cast i just be Knowing