my name is taako, and you work for me now.

You ever looked at posts by rightwing Tumblr users wishing you lived in this wonderful world that exists solely in their heads

red mackerel tabby with moderate white spotting

red mackerel GAMER with moderate white PWNING

"Every rose has its thorns" - wrong. Prickles

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

Hey there other peopless children did you know that dictionary.com is a hamndy damndy website you can KEEP OPEN ON ANOTHSR FUCKING TAB

i would get out and VOTE

create a safe space for queer voices

engage in peaceful protest and boycott labubu for 1 day

I'm getting a job inside the labubu asteroid to help make change from within

love when i see something for me #mebait

wow that really sounds

wow that really sounds

ADHD theme music

Wild caught clownfish will be like ‘hm you see, the anemone you got me is a slightly different color and tentacle width than the one I had back home, so I will not begin hosting it. I’ll be a sort of wandering ronin for the rest of my days.’ And then a captive bred clownfish will be like ‘ok so I have this curved rock I found and I just sit above it and it take care of me 👍’

#mybrick

okay now that we’ve a had couple lesbian blockbusters and milfs are having a romance moment, we need to bring back the manic pixie dream girl. she was never fuckin suited to fixing all the problems of some boring twenty year old everyman, but you know who could actually benefit from a quirky free-spirited blue haired girl with pronouns (she/they)? a newly divorced forty-something mom who’s trying to learn how to be herself for the first time in her life

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?