je suis perdu

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

Please return us to a world where Notp and squick are used for a ship you don’t like instead of just making up a load of bullshit about how immoral it is or w/e lol 

bring the healthy fun back to fandom!

I'm actually from Baltimost, Merrierland so forgive me if I'm less than impressed

The Freckling has really internalised the guidance of that "if it sucks hit da bricks" skeleton

tumblr users’ obsession with self-reporting (especially as a weird form of penance) needs to be studied

you don’t need to tell the world you still like Harry Potter because it’s your comfort movie or because your dad read it to you when you were little or something like that in response to a post about the harm continued monetary support of Harry Potter causes. you don’t need to tell tumblr all the myriad of reasons you don’t like rap under a post about how rap is often misrepresented as ultra-violent or overtly sexual and misogynistic because of racism. No one on tumblr has to know anything about you. no one has to know you still read your old Harry Potter books or that the only rap artist you like is Eminem. No one is going to say “oh of course you’re the One True Good Person with a Good Reason!” when you say that rap is difficult to listen to because of your auditory processing disorder or you’re only a part of the Marauders fandom. Just keep your shit to yourself and don’t embarrass yourself under other peoples’ posts.

Boomers will be like “hurr durr gen z doesn’t know what a phone booth is” as if we didn’t all watch Maes Hughes die in one like four times.

Reading this post was like getting clocked with a metal bat.

@chelonianmobile

just saw a girl wearing two broken smartwatches on the same wrist. some kind of grunge scifi protagonist perhaps

I wonder if “we have to torture this special character. in the lab facility. with secret science.” is an interest all 12-year-old children share or were we just the generation exposed to Maximum Ride

Genuine question: Isn't this just Bond villainy and/or medieval torture dungeon? Or what kind of facility are we talking about?