I’m Dr. Monica DeMonaco

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

why are you as a man keeping your eyes fully open? to see more men?

it’s kind of funny how toronto is basically the canadian equivalent of new york in most ways except that in america people in the rest of the country seem to love new york and mythologize living there etc etc and in canada the rest of the country hates on toronto for very little rational reason except that we find it annoying

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

if im careful i could whittle this peanut into sonic