pity the tale of me

the more the year goes on the more i get the itch to do my top 10 best and worst hits of 2026 at the end of the year like todd in the shadows

ok im so so disillusioned with google and hate most of its decisions THAT SAID just googled 'european starling' & i got a little button with a drawing of two birds in flight and when i clicked it all the words on the page started flying in groups like a starling murmuration... i kind of love that so much

i have my vpn consistently set to romania to override the uk age restrictions and let me watch f1 but its pretty funny bc im so used to getting romanian ads that i forget my vpn is on most of the time like. i used to set it to sweden or netherlands and id get weird ads and websites set to languages i dont speak and stuff but not my bilingual swag makes it so i dont even notice that theres two languages on screen sometimes

accidentally opened my outlook and closed it so fast like i was gonna 'spoil' myself NO need to see any of my work emails until monday❌❌❌ illegal

putting myself through hours of chrismd content bc ive ran out of will videos to watch... i cant stand anyone else in that group of four but im doing it all for my guy. what a life i lead

chef josh committing to introducing himself FULLY in french in aoaoaoa is so fucking funny. the king of anti improv

american teeth r so scary sometimes theyre so white theyre almost blue

not dorian electra going to adult summer camp for history and politics at exeter college😭😭 posting an instagram carousel of them eating college breakfast im crying

im still thinking about that fucking karen episode of season 18. worst episode of like... the last however many years of drag race however putting an intense and ambitious dark horse in the bottom with the undeniable frontrunner and the dark horse is a huge massive little monster and they give her garden of eden as the lip sync song... the energy in that lip sync is so insane it almost feels like nini was truly ready to murder jane like irl

d'angelo wallace just bleached his eyebrows... with his bald head too girl he is a Clean Sphere