I SAID I’M POURING CHILI ON MY BALLS

a carpenter ant has breached my eyeholes and now pilots me like that slut ratatouille but mine is better ok?

if michael jackson died in 2009 then how was he in that new movie about michael jackson

whips out my level 98 erosion technique in the kroger produce aisle and reduces your sweet red onions to a mere shadow of what they once were

now imagine if a orungatin had a magical wand

if i was bart simpson well id just kick that foozler homer right in his sorry rump for speaking to me that way

carol holiday haha well more like FARThole holigay now aren't i the most delectable little scamp hehehe

the powerful hogvapors coming from my gas grill are telling me that i should steal the key to the city

today that foul vermin berdly came into my store and asked if we sell klingon translation guides so i peper sprayed the fool till the can was dry and empty . millennials 1 gen alpha 0. your move

I took her to my dark world and i freaked it