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All the cool kids are doing these. If you prefer to live chaotically, no thoughts just vibes, it's all here. In fact there's certainly stuff in the tag that I'm too lazy or chaotic to put here! Each fic has a brief summary on the post, there's nothing here that requires strong warnings (consider No Archive Warnings Apply), hope you enjoy it and so on and so forth thank you for reading have a good morning/day/evening/night/three am,
Under the cut, because I have manners/keep getting annoyed trying to look at my own blog. Updated 2025 as I rotate Arthur Morgan in my mind till I make myself sick (for the second time)
Pet tag: canon-typical violence, my beloved
Red Dead Redemption
✘ I Never Asked for Company (But I'm Not Asking You To Leave) ✘
Link to the masterlist where hopefully everything is
i. Woodrot & Gunsmoke ✘ ii. The naming of cowboys is a serious matter ✘ iii. Of Warrior Queens and Foundling Sons ✘iv. There was only one tent ✘ v. Dust and Rocks ✘ vi. Claws & Fangs ✘ vii. Every End a Beginning
Same universe, not the chapter fic:
✘ Schofield Shambolics - Arthur Morgan / Female Reader (Hellcat)
✘ Photograph - Arthur Morgan / Female reader (Hellcat)
✘ Cowboy Hitch - Arthur Morgan / Female reader (Hellcat) (18+, smut, explicit)
✘ Moustache (inktober) - Arthur Morgan / Hellcat (f reader)
✘ All in Due Course - Arthur Morgan / Female reader (Hellcat) (18+, smut, explicit)
✘✘ Gen fic (no central romantic relationships)
✘ Uncle Arthur - (Red Dead Redemption 2)
✘ ✘ A Moment's Peace - Arthur Morgan (Red Dead Redemption 2)
✘✘✘ Warnings: Canon-typical violence
✘ Not So Different - Arthur Morgan (Red Dead Redemption 2) & Charles Vane (Black Sails)
✘ Elysium For Exiles (Arthur is a ghost, helping Jack Marston, post RDR1. Multi chapter, ongoing)
✘ i. I grew up fast, I guess I grew up mean ✘
The Witcher
Tea & Tinctures ( Geralt of Rivia / Original Female Character, multi-chapter, ongoing (on hiatus)
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Just wanted to bring to your attention that the term whump was actually coined by the Stargate fandom specifically to describe making this guy suffer. He is the original Mr. Whump (no that's not his actual name). That's how torturable this guy is.
Everyone say mean things about him.
Here is a non exhaustive list of what he goes through in canon btw:
His parents get crushed to death right in front of him when he is a kid
He is forced to relive the memory of his parents death countless times
He dies and gets resurrected
His wife gets possessed
He fails to save her and she dies in his arms
He dies and gets resurrected again
He gets infected by a virus that makes him act crazy and gets put in an insane asylum
He dies and gets resurrected again
His ex gets possessed
He is exposed to a lethal dose of radiation
He dies and ascends to a higher plane, then gets kicked out of the higher plane and his memory is wiped
method of torture chosen by aforementioned terrorists? Car Battery (among other things). Also they shoot him in the leg during their escape attempt.
12 additional conscious minds downloaded into his brain
kidnapped by a big humanoid lizard monster who binds his wrists, puts him on a leash and yanks him around for at least 24 hours, also smears alien snake-worm guts all over his face and drags a big claw through his cheek to mark him for death
Stabbed through the chest with a sword, dies, gets resurrected. Again.
Sleeping Sickness
that princess who kidnaps him? Forces him to get addicted to an alien healing device, the withdrawal from which makes him crazy enough to beat a man senseless, almost kill his boyfriend best friend, then break down sobbing
addicted to a purple glowing light and the withdrawal makes him suicidal and then he goes into v-fib (dies, then comes back to life. Again.)
android girl ragdolls him into a bookshelf
His boyfriend best friend gets alien knowledge put in his brain and it almost kills him and there's nothing he can do to help. This happens twice.
alien puts a love spell on him and she rapes him (after this same race of aliens kidnapped and possessed his wife)
A space pirate ruins his dream-trip to an ancient lost city by stealing his ship, transported the whole crew off the ship but kept HIM SPECIFICALLY because he's hot, then sexually harasses and beats the everliving crap outta him
Is forced to give the order to torpedo a submarine where his boyfriend best friend is trapped with a horde of robot spiders. The spiders are going to kill his friends anyway, the torpedo would end it faster. There is nothing he can do.
The reason he was stuck on the base giving that order instead of out there fighting side by side with his lover best buddy? He got Appendicitis :(
There's still more but I have to go do my chores 😔
i have never seen a single 'pirates of the caribbean' film so my friend insisted that i watch the first one with her and i'm obsessed.
the villain’s origin story is that he can’t eat apples anymore. every fight scene plays like a slapstick comedy. two key combat sequences end with our sexy leading men getting boinked on the head. the climax is initiated by one ship firing forks at another ship. everyone is unreasonably hot. plot armor made only of the word “parlay”. the Redcoats are more useless than you could possibly imagine. Elizabeth almost drowns, gets held hostage, and then her entire village is destroyed but the worst part of her day is that a man proposed to her. a crew of skeleton pirates do drag to trojan horse their way into the final battle. truly insane stuff can't wait for more.
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Hahahahaha my Gilded Cage chapter document is over 7k words lol lmao god help me.
Do you want to know something even funnier, it's in 3 disjointed segments. With one more planned. And then? The connective tissue. Somehow. Also I um. I don't think. They can meet up with Dutch, Hosea and Bill after um. The *cough* activities
I had to write it because I saw how Arthur looks in that mission, you see. Like I knew. I knew. But. I forgot. And then, you know, I had to
The current chapter of I Never Asked for Company is set in 1898...
Hahahahaha my Gilded Cage chapter document is over 7k words lol lmao god help me.
Do you want to know something even funnier, it's in 3 disjointed segments. With one more planned. And then? The connective tissue. Somehow. Also I um. I don't think. They can meet up with Dutch, Hosea and Bill after um. The *cough* activities
I had to write it because I saw how Arthur looks in that mission, you see. Like I knew. I knew. But. I forgot. And then, you know, I had to
The current chapter of I Never Asked for Company is set in 1898...
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so embarrassing to watch yourself become obsessed with a character that feels tailor made for you specifically to become obsessed with. feels like i fell into a trap made just for me. like damn they got me. those are all the things i like and go crazy for
