Bold of you to assume this blog has a theme.

... how did i not realize that "Fozzie Bear" is F. Oz-y Bear until 2026?

So, what you're saying is, under no circumstances should we be reposting the above image as much as humanly possible?

Well, we should certainly make sure that everyone knows about this image, or how will they know not to post it? It's not like "That image of Musk looking like a Nazi" would narrow it down.

entry-level job with a 23k salary asking me to write a minimum 2,500-word essay where i extravagantly praise The Company and express dewy-eyed admiration for their Glorious Mission Statement. i hope king arthur returns and slices every hiring manager to ribbons with his big sword

"the US will never be elite in soccer" the USWNT has never been ranked lower than fifth in the world btw. if you're bitching about how xyz country, region, or city will never succeed at [sport] but what you really mean is they'll never succeed at [MEN'S sport] i think you should probably stop talking

my sister and her husband go see new movies a lot and a place near the theater they go to does $5 margaritas on monday so they’ve started doing marg movie mondays where they go see a movie and get a marg but they call the margaritas different things based on what they’re seeing. as far as naming goes “wuthering margs” was a little bit of a miss for me but it was preceded by “margipliers” when we saw iron lung so thats kind of a lot to live up to

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

just remembered that my middle school bullies were named Chase and Hunter. what was up with that. what was going on there.

fucked up some bird tried to steal your car like that

He’s not stealing, he’s robin

licking you bee wanted your sweat. that second one was just a freak I think

Official freaky bee post